What would win in a fight?

What would win? A full-grown elephant, or 1 thousand roosters? They're both hell-bent on killing each other.

A male african elephant 11
1000 Roosters 9
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    not much difference between your mom and an elephant takin a thousand cocks

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    • Tommythecaty

      *spits coffee back into cup

      🤣

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  • Vvaas

    it depends on what breed of rooster, a game fowl is quite large and has big spurs. roosters use their spurs to pierce and stab into things, now while an elephant's skin is quite thick with 1000 roosters on it i think they'd eventually manage to wear down the skin around it's legs/feet enough for the elephant to sustain a lot of bleeding. game fowl are also one of the most aggressive chickens in a fight, they can be very vicious and will often not stop until they're either dead or their opponent is dead.

    i think an elephant would also have difficulty trying to hit or stomp all the roosters dead due to how big an elephant is and how small a rooster is, chickens have good reaction time and a lot of them would probably be able to avoid the elephants kicks or stomps and weave through it's feet.

    i think the elephant would eventually end up winning most of the time, however there's a possibility the elephant could also bleed out, especially if a rooster manages to spur the elephant in an artery or vein which could cause a lot of bleeding

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    • dabadedabadie

      Yeah but they also have a trunk that is much faster than their legs that they could send those cocks to the fucking moon with.

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      • Vvaas

        true but the roosters could just stay behind the elephant and attack it's back legs or underneath it's belly

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        • dabadedabadie

          Or attack it's nostrils...death by nosebleed sounds awful...

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          • Vvaas

            damn ouch

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  • Somenormie

    I wonder what Vvaas will think of all the roosters getting their asses pounded like potatoes by an elephant.

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    • Vvaas

      😠

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  • Yaidin

    I think the elphant can take out a large part of the roosters, but the roosters will most likely pick wt the legs first until the elephant collapses. From there the roosters can safely pick away at the elphant until it dies.
    Also, 1000 roosters is a lotta roosters

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    1000 roosters is waaay too many. They'd take out that elephant.

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  • ospry

    For all the people saying roosters would win, have you ever seen an elephant in person? Their skin is thick enough that an adult man would probably really struggle to to break an elephant's skin even with a buck knife. Roosters' talons and beaks can be some pretty nasty tools, but I imagine an elephant getting attacked by 1000 roosters would be like someone getting 1000 pinpricks. It would suck, it would hurt, but you're not going to die from it unless they were laced with AIDS or something

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  • Solarith

    Rooster 🐓

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  • RoseIsabella

    Now you're talking!

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  • LloydAsher

    It would be hard to kill any mammal if there was a 1000 of them.

    Plus I dont think an elephant has the balls to attack a 1000 raging cocks.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I dont see how roosters could even damage a elephant. You can shoot an elephant in the head with a pistol and it wont even penetrate through the skull to the brain

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    • LloydAsher

      You dont have to enter the skull to kill the elephant. Death by a 1000 cuts here. The elephant is in a death battle but there was no time set.

      Even if they cant damage the hardened skin... still means they can damage the eyes, the anus, the balls.

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