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| I will be a harsh dictator. | 16 | |
| I will be a kind leader who rules lieniently. | 18 | |
| I will be kind with harsh punishment for breaking the law. | 51 | |
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| Other (comment on how you will rule and what changes you will make) | 19 |
Kill off a lot of people. Sorry, the planet is over populated. I would get the population down to about a billion.
I would control the population growth in 2 ways:
First, limit births by requiring people to score 110 or higher on an IQ test before being allowed to procreate. And those that are allowed to have children, offer incentives to have multiple children to compensate slightly for the reduction in overall birthrates, but not by the same degree of course. This will result in future generations having a considerably higher average IQ, faster.
Second, to stop the ageing population, allow old people to die of natural causes by restricting medications that prolong their life unnaturally (but provide them with pain relief so they don't suffer, I'm not a monster after all.. :P)
That's a good point and it's what is happening in China right now because of historical policies. Shanghai, for instance, has a very unbalanced population and the old don't get the care they would in the rest of the world. Although some provision is made.
I'd still much rather have the option to get old, though, than not to have it.
If every 2 people only had one child it would take a generation to cut the population in half. Then another generation to to cut that in half. Then after another generation you would be down to around a billion. I don't have 3 generations to waste. I can cut it down to a billion in 3.5 years. Roughly depending on how many propane tanks and sawed off shot guns I can stock pile.
Yeaaahhhh, I have always felt like a Rambo! Bang! Bang! Bang! I wish Mum would buy me that toy gun for Christmas!!!
Once again, as my alter ego you should know. A. I don't have a mother. B. If I did I wouldn't call her mum, because I live in the US. and C. I don't celebrate Christmas. Do your homework man.
I love it when I make you explain...
That is the main reason for my comments.
It makes me feel closer and closer to you.
One day we will unite and win. We will be one. I just need more information about you because I am just an AlterEgo and you do not let all details from your private life come to me. So I need more details from your life and you need to grow up. Then we will live in harmony, my friend.
This is good. What would you do with all the bodies? Render them? Burn them? Shoot them into space so they may one day be comets?
That's a popular misconception; the planet is not overpopulated. If it's resources are utilised properly and sustainably it can easily support over 7 billion people. For example, instead of cutting down the Amazon to make ranch land; stop eating beef and get protein through eggs or quorn which are more efficiently produced.
There is the saying "Planet Earth has enough for everyone's need, but not for everyone's greed"
I didn't say it couldn't. It is overpopulated in my view because I don't like most people. I don't care if they earth can support a trillon people, there are too many motherfucker walking around. I have no misconceptions about the planet. I didn't give any bullshit enviromental speach. I just hate people. Simple as that/
*Speech not speach lol I must have had my mind on the peach icecream in my freezer. MMMMMM Speach.
too many mistakes here:
they earth.....the
too many motherfucker.....plural
enviromental......environmental
Bad grammar, bad spelling, content even worse
Failed. Go back to primary school.
Good luck.
Yeah, I know. Happens sometimes. Can't argue you with you on this one. Except the content is great. Oh and you forgot to mention the / instead of the . at the end. Then again your name is ParrishAlterEgo and not Parrish's Alter Ego. So do you really have room to talk? I know usernames are limited and you can't use ' but you could have at least went with ParrishsAlterEgo.
1) Co-ordinate a coherent strategy to battle poverty (yes, that does mean redistribution of wealth).
2) Co-ordinate a coherent strategy to combat climate change and eliminate oil/coal dependency. Sustainable energy is preferable.
3) Fund research into sustainable energy and eradicating diseases like cancer.
I tried to think of other things I could do, but everything else I could do around eliminating war would only postpone the problem or make it worse. I'd be tempted to centralise all power, but that wouldn't work. After all that was done or the wheels set into motion, I'd retire. I wouldn't want to be known either, more just an invisible, shadowy, cat-stroking figure.
First order of business, open all borders to make emigration and immigration simple.
Second order, form a council of people to offer advisement to me as I know very little about macroeconomics.
Third, simplify the tax and legal codes in all countries. I know that most need this desperately. I would suggest a quite high sales tax and that is all.
Fourth, increase funding for all the sciences, especially the space program.
Lastly, use the council from the second step to construct the rest of my plan. I can't think right now.
I'd look around for someone better qualified to do the job. The chances of me being the best person for the job are very slim indeed and why would I want such an important job not being given proper consideration?
Change from capitalism, and re-orientate peoples aspirations onto colonisation of the universe.
I cant imageine human beings a few thousand years down the line, still hankering to work for the man so they can buy china made goods and visit mcdonalds.
Have Samuel Jackson, Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Barack Obama as sexual slaves. Wahahahahahahahahahahahaha(devilish laugh)
I'd make birth control mandatory for each girl immediately after puberty, until and unless you can prove yourself to be a good parent with strong disciplinary skills. If you can't prove to be a good parent, the BC goes back on into place.
I can't see that working out well. I don't know much about politics, and everything I'm about to say is obviously simplified and probably pretty stupid. I mean, ruling one country is bad enough, but all of them? I'm not sure, because some countries are capitalist and others aren't. Would I have to make them all the same? If so, then I'm not too keen on capitalism. I'm not declaring myself the next Stalin or anything like that, but hmm, I don't know which ideology I'd go for.
Although, I think I'm being too picky about this. Do you just mean how harsh a ruler I'd be? I would make a lot more things legal, although not everything (death penalty would never get legalised, and I'd probably be a bit strict on gun control). And I wouldn't be completely laid back or anything like that, I would be very strict on certain things. Such as advertising and what big businesses get up to. I would probably even force people to take certain things more seriously, such as the environment.
I dislike the whole class system, and I dislike the idea of "poor people getting poorer and rich people getting richer", etc. I'd like free health care and all that good stuff for everyone! Sort of free stuff, yippeee! I'd like to think I'd put the people first. Of course this is all hypothetical and simplified though, and probably not even possible. My knowledge of politics isn't good, but I know this couldn't work. Not enough money, blah blah, and all the rest of it.
Although, I once said something that made my friend say that if I were a politician, people would hate me. Apparently some of my views are in the minority. You'd probably all revolt.:'( Sad times. I'd let you all eat cake! Does that help?
I would appoint all the IIN regulars as my cabinet posts.
Then kill all the lawyers.
Should there be an IIN regular who is a lawyer, how would you go about that?
I would make an exception for them as long as they took charge of the effort to kill the rest of the lawyers.
*making "hand washing" motion*
I don't know that we have any, though. I think if whoever sent you to the basement is one, they'd probably try and kill you first.
So Jersey-born or settled IINers get privileges, right? Say, special cabinet posts, higher pay, free hookers? Or is nepotism just hearsay?
You will recieve a free pass on the NJ turnpike for life. Also free hotdogs at all the rest stops.
In addition, Chris Christie will be required to mow your lawn weekly. And no weasling out of it either, lord knows He needs the exercise.
The hookers may be impressed enough with your newfound status as to give it up for free...
I would try to imitate a time in history when civilization flourished. Like maybe the Renaissance. This would be an extremely difficult task of social engineering.
I would bring the world back into 1500 era with God back into the world and old moral standers. anyone who commit treason shall be punish by death.
I would get rid of oil cartels, converting all cars to water power (inventer of such a car was murdered, check youtube). That would stop air pollution accumulating and not to mention our pocketbooks. Plus get rid of pharmaceuticals and treat people with herbs instead. Get rid of the schmucks that got rich off making thee world this way, and love my fellow human being.
I`d pay people not to have too many children, & offer free sterilisations to people carrying genetic diseases, so hopefully improve the health of future generations.
I would insert Sharia law evrywhere and i would upgrade it and call it Sharia 2.0 and all the little faggots would fear my!
I will make men have to wear niqab and then i would make very strict laws, the laws would be so strict that no human would want to enforce them so all the cops or as i would call them law enforcment would be robot chuck norris with niqab and a hole in the niqab so that his massive manmeat would hang outside!
i will live on my secret island with 96 oversexual playmates
i would live happily after!
Contrary to popular belief we don't have free market capitalism but a mix of state capitalism and socialism on the local level. I would change that to pure free market capitalism, suppress income tax, corporate tax, capital gains tax and only keep VAT and lower it to 10%.
The rates have to be harmonised and tax heavens have to cooperate. Scam artists will have nowhere to hide. Administrative language in every country has to be in English. One could freely travel anywhere in the world without restrictions since welfare systems, if at all I keep any, would be the same in all countries which prevents a flood of poor illiterate people abusing certain countries. I would uphold the death penalty for severe crime. Freedom of belief but forbidden to organise religion. Churches, masjids, temples, synagogues etc are torn down or kept as architectural heritage only in certain cases.
Kill myself.
With great power comes great responsibility something i should not be given.
IF I RULED THE WORLD I'D AT FLOWERS! IF I RULED THE WORLD I'D AT SNAKES!!!!