What would you do if an angry rooster came barreling toward you?

You're standing on the sidewalk and in the distance you see a large, rooster running toward you. He's got an angry look in his eyes and is looking to make you his opponent. What would you do?

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Comments ( 26 )
  • Vvaas

    pick him up and hold him under my arm like a football to establish dominance then when he's calmed down cuddle him 🐥

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  • KholatKhult

    Well, Vvaas ?

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  • RoseIsabella

    Kinda kick it if need be.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Pick it up. Looks like I have a new pet.

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  • YE

    I'd run to the nearest KFC.

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  • Kermitthehog

    It's dinner now.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    crank up the deep fryer

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  • raisinbran

    Get out of the way. Only a savage subhuman would kick it.

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    • ObamaIfHeWasBlack

      they're called white people, not savage subhumans

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      • raisinbran

        No they're called vaccinated.

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        • ObamaIfHeWasBlack

          well now you're just being offensive

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  • Holzman_67

    I crouch down and with two fingers touch the sidewalk, staking my ground, snarling. I bring the two fingers up, slowly, twisting them and holding them up. I make a taunting “come here” beckoning at the rooster. I ready myself. I’ve been anticipating this moment all my life. We dance.

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  • jethro

    Coq au vin

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Id try to run or kick it.

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    • LloydAsher

      That's assuming it doesnt use its limited flying ability to try to cut your throat.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        If you cant run you gotta fight

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  • ObamaIfHeWasBlack

    i punt it and then fuck all the chickens back at the henhouse

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    • Kermitthehog

      Ultimate power move

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  • StrawberryLollipop

    Staring contest.
    (i dont have eyelids so i win)

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  • Somenormie

    I'd shoot him and cook him.

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  • howaminotmyself

    You don't have to kick it, just pretend you are a bigger cock than he is.

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  • Tinybird

    Pick it up and cuddle it

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  • litelander8

    Remove my shoe to use as a weapon.

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    • Wow3986

      Sheesh didn't know you were an animal abuser too. But of course the bigoted pedo enabler that wants people to kill themselves would abuse an animal.

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      • litelander8

        Damn. You don’t know what a rooster is 😂😂

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        • Wow3986

          So you're saying that roosters aren't animals? WTF! How do you live with yourself? Invalidating roosters what is wrong with you?

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