What would you do if paparazzis showed up outside your house?

You are a famous person and got well known around town and around the world, but you have people standing outside your house you also hear shouting despite refusing to open the door for them.

What would you do?

Tell them to "go away" 4
Ignore them 8
Call the police 9
Sign your autograph to get them away from you 4
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Comments ( 17 )
  • SwickDinging

    If I was interesting to the paparazzi then I'm assuming I am also rich. I'd have shit hot security including well trained guard dogs.

    I've heard in America you can all go around shooting each other in the face for no apparent reason, so I suppose that could also be an option.

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  • LloydAsher

    Wear the same clothing everyday so any pictures of me are way more boring thus way less appealing to the paparazzi.

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    • Sanara

      But how do you get to wash them then?

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I feel bad for famous ppl having to put up with those

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    If they got nothing better to do than stare at my front yard all day by all means they can. I own hood headphones for my games they won't disturb me.

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  • We dont really have paparazzi in my country but that would be hellish. I feel for the famous people who has to put up with that. I'd call the police and hide out until they're gone.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    I'd slip out and go to where they aren't.

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  • bigbudchonger

    I would dab on them

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  • Chloroform them and sell them over dark web.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Hide the bodies lol....

    But seriously, hide them.

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    • Ummitsstillme

      Are you Garth Brooks Tommy?

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      • Tommythecaty

        I would never perform Amazing Grace at the inauguration of Joe Biden sir.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    dingo attack

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  • hauntedbysandwiches

    I'd ignore them

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    Open fire.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I’ve actually had nightmares about this, often they will camp on the street and once they took a wreaking ball to the front of my house.

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  • sweetone89

    Melted butter on the ground

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