What would you do if someone farted in ur face when ur sleeping?

I would beat them to death and drag their bloody body into the woods and eat their heart.

My friends wouldn't do that to me because they'd fear the revenge, which would be swift and potent. I have been known to tailor my diet solely for revenge purposes. My proudest moment is making a friend vomit, outside, on a windy day. He still refers to it as a chemical attack.

It was well-deserved, by the way.

If there was another person in the room too, I'd wait for them to fall asleep again, and THEN it's Human Centipede time.

There goes my coke, all over the screen. That post is hilarious, but I would probably stab them, mutilate them beyond belief, drag their corpse into a trash can, and throw it down the street.

My stepdad does this to me often. I give him titty-twisters for it. :)

put my head in their bottom and explore a vast new universe...

I hope the food is good.

Bring my axe.

lick their bum

I'd take them to my basement, burn them with lit cigarretes, beat them with a wrench, skin them, and drink their blood.

My IQ dropped a few points reading this thread.

They'd be dead if they tried, that's fucking nasty.

freind:-flooooooooooppppppoooooooppp-
me: what the hell was that??!!
freind:smell ittttt
me: -shoves them in my car and locks it-

'I'd smell it up :P" xD lmao

the 4 horse men of the apocalypse would walk the earth.

I used to do that to my mothers cats all the time whenever I went over.

I would pee on their carseat.

I would sleep