What would you do if you found a dead animal on your property?

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eat it 23
bring it inside 2
throw it in garbage 38
bury it 52
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  • CrashMan

    Are we talking about a pet animal or a wild animal? If it's a pet, I'd see if there was any identification on it. Chances are the owners don't know what's happen and it would give them peace to mind to know the fate of their pet. If it's a wild animal, I guess I'd just bury it. I'm not really into taxidermy/skinning.

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  • kittenlittle

    depends on what condition its in. i would skin it for its fur then let the rest rot down to the bones and keep the skull and make things with the bones

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    • abominus566

      what i would do, as like you said if its not to dead, im sure you know what i mean, i would eat it no sense in the creature going to waste in my opinion.

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    • SoccerStud88

      you're not an indian because they would use every part of the animal.

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      • kittenlittle

        it didnt say i was an indian

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        • SoccerStud88

          you're definitely not an indian now

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  • Miss_Anthrope

    Just a note for reference:

    In the event the dead animal is wildlife, the species of the dead animal may need to be reported to state or federal wildlife officials. For example, many species of birds cannot, by law, be moved or kept because of the Migratory Species Act of 1918 (even if the bird died of natural causes). If the animal is an endangered or threatened species and you found it dead, reporting it to authorities helps them track populations of animals and how they are faring. For example, if a rare animal such as a wolverine were dead on my land, wildlife authorities request the public report it to help them with wildlife species census tracking.

    In any case, I would bury a deceased animal unless it was necessary to contact authorities for the reasons listed above. If the animal appeared to be a "companion animal," I would make an effort to make contact with the responsible people if there were any identification on the animal.

    I would not merely "throw the animal into the garbage" as too many here wrote, it seems disrespectful, first of all, and secondly, it will attract scavenger animals to raid the garbage to reclaim the remains to consume it. If the animal was not a shooting or poisoning victim, better to leave the remains out where the carrion eater (vultures) can find the remains and quickly do their job.

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  • tox

    Free dinner.

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  • Rufus

    I don't own property, but if I did, and found a dead animal on it, it would probably mean that I shot it, in which case I would eat it, unless it was a coyote.

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  • Take it to a good vet.

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  • Lynxikat

    A few years ago, there was a dead squirrel in my backyard. There are some trees in my backyard, so I think it when it was trying to jump from one tree to the next, and missed one of its limbs... and it fell :(

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  • iheartbrady

    put both palms on the back of its head and fuck it untill decay

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  • SophiaTheSatanist

    If it was freshly dead: I would use the skin for taxidermy practice/projects a, the flesh would be dumped in the woods, and the bones for accenting certain taxidermy projects.

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  • FreeWilly69

    Id eat a dead animal yummmm :)

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  • AP2210

    Call animal services for my city.

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  • I'd leave it alone

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  • wigsplitz

    How big is it and how did it die?

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  • Maroon_Meerkat

    It would depend on what state it was in and what species.

    If it were a vertebrate of decent size, I'd rub my hands together in excitement of being able to have a new addition to my collection of bones.

    Bury it in compost to decompose the flesh for a few weeks, checking it occasionally then boil it and scrub it clean. The skull is the prized part, vertebrae are good too, but, that's where the 'state of it' comes in - it could be half eaten by something else.

    Like the remains at the beach... vertebrae, ribs, pelvis - where was the skull? Still bagged 'em, boiled 'em and sterilized them anyway.

    I like collecting stuff like that.

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  • 4392Moron

    Leave it where it is at, and let nature take its course with it and let it decay naturally!

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  • theytookthisone

    make a hat out of it

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  • dom180

    Depends what it is. If it was a bird or a rat, I'd put it straight in the bin. If it was a family pet or a large mammal, I'd probably call someone to identify or dispose of it.

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  • SoccerStud88

    i would eat it

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  • squirrelgirl

    My mom found a dead squirrel in the yard last fall. She threw it in the garbage.

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

    Leave it.

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  • AngAnders112

    Offer it to eight pound six ounce baby Jesus as an offering.

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