What would you do if you found a giant beanstalk?

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What would you do if you found a giant beanstalk? Why would you do it?

Climb it. 10
Collect bean pods for food. 4
See if I can find myself a giantess/giant for a spouse. 5
Steal treasure. 7
Chop it down. 4
Tell the news. 4
Other. 1
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  • LizardSkin
    9 years ago

    Call Ripley's, ask for Jack.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    Hope there's a giant young Sebastian Bach at the top.

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Step 1: Bring guns and parachutes
    Step 2: Climb and search for treasure
    Step 3: Shoot at anything trying to stop me from looting
    Step 4: Parachute down
    Step 5: Profit! I'll make a killing on the black market, selling the treasure.

    PS: Somewhere between steps 2 and 3... Have my way with a fairytale princess if I find one

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Eat a lot of beans.

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  • Pandaragon
    5 years ago

    I want a big fat giantess girlfriend. Imagine cuddling, it'll be like being her stuffed animal.

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago

    cut it down, chop it up, feed a third world nation a diet of beans for a year.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    For some reason setting it on fire comes to mind.

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    • Holzman_67
      9 years ago

      pyro

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    nothin a chainsaw and woodchipper caint fix

    mebbe a 12 gauge to give the giant what for

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    I love treasure!

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    I'd fuck Snow White.

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    Stuff it back in my pants ;)

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    • DrEvil
      9 years ago

      Asians have small penises.

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      • shuggy-chan
        9 years ago

        Hi, apparently you havent heard of the" legend of shuggy" before. Also most asians arent 6'3 either

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        • DrEvil
          9 years ago

          Ah the "legendary" mr. chinaman. What, you require special treatment? I found Austin powers' swedish penis pump. Looks like you'll need it. *Pets his shaved cat*

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