What would you do if your pet magically turned into a human?

But they retained their pet sounds and their behavior.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    better coordinated squirrel chases

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  • GeekyGold

    I would clothed her and then spend time teaching her English so then this bitch could understand me when I lecture her about eating bugs. Like why, WHY!!

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    • RoseIsabella

      Is she a dog, or a cat? What kinda bugs does she eat?

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      • GeekyGold

        Dog. She likes to eat almost little creepy crawly we see on our walks, like tiny roaches or those big ants.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Oh my God, that is pretty gross, but it would be kinda funny if she were a really beautiful human, although it would then be not just gross, but really gross.

          My cat used to be quite fond of torturing the odd hapless spider in his youth. Now he has an annoying habit of eating my hair which I can't stand. He doesn't mess with my hair when it's on my head, but when I brush my hair, and it sheds he likes to eat that stuff, and I can't stand it.

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          • GeekyGold

            It is gross! Just recently after my dog went on a walk, I found something on my bed. It was like one and a half inches long and it was pretty thick too, shaped like a bean, and it was a cream color. And thankfully before I touched it I took a closer look and realized it was some type of wormy bug. I FREAKED OUT. Made my little brother take it away after he sorta freaked out too. I knew it had to be my dog that put that thing there. She must have found it during the walk, scooped it up into her mouth and brought it back without anyone even noticing! I love my dog and I know she loves me, but this is the most fucked up thing she ever did to me.

            And your cat, that’s crazy how he eats your fallen hair. It would drive me crazy too! Do you get worried that the hair doesn’t digest in him?

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            • RoseIsabella

              When he poops after eating my hair that shed onto the floor after I brushed it his poop is the fecal equivalent of soap on a rope. It's poop on a hair! It's something that only happens on rare occasion, but it's disturbing when it does happen.

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          • Somenormie

            I imagine if your siamese was a human he'd try to imitate you.

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            • RoseIsabella

              If he were human he'd be following me everywhere, and always wanting to cuddle. He might imitate me, but I still think my kitty is perfect just the way he is. I think I'd rather have a cat all over me, and always up in my space. If he were suddenly human he might be upset about being too big to ride on my shoulders.

              I just don't see any advantages to my my perfect, little Siamese cat suddenly turning into a human being, it would be such a waste, and a disappointment. I didn't sign up to share my life with a person, and always put a person first. I signed up for sublime pleasure of feline companionship, I think a human being could possibly be a burden. I do believe my cat has a soul so the important thing would be my cat's soul, but I do prefer my cat over most people.

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  • LondonGoldman

    "Dont tell anyone what I've done to you..."

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  • a-curious-bunny

    Be a bit of a turn off but uh. Idk. Wiuldnt tell anyone. Last thing I need is the government kidnapping then for science
    But I guess I'd figure it out. Kinda one of those only can awnser if it happens deals. Hopefully a small human. I can barley afford to feed myself haha

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    • raisinbran

      Wouldn't fit in your butt anymore, huh?

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      • Like Mr. Slave and the hamster

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      • a-curious-bunny

        Wow. Id never do that. Btw gerbaling (however thats spelt) for the most part is a myth

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  • TheDustyMagician

    Would the pet still eat pet food?
    and what about the age would it have the same age or would it same the representative age compared to a human?
    and what about the hair color and size? Like my cat have white fur so would she have white hair?
    would she still have ears and tail like a nekomimi or would she be full human?
    would she still have "night vision"?
    would I need to worry about the government sending scientists to study her?
    I have so much questions that needs to be answered.

    Well I guess I would pet her and get a new bed for her to sleep, but beside that nothing would change much.

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  • Whatintarnation

    I'd be impressed he could still lick his butt.

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  • leafeon

    she'd still eat used tampons out of the trash somehow. my cat has pica.

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  • SwickDinging

    I think I'd have to get her a bigger bed. And she wouldn't be sleeping in my room anymore.

    The kids would probably be over the moon and dress her up.

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  • Tommythecaty

    It’d be all wonky in the head and terrifying like the half breed at the end of alien resurrection.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Well, I'm happy that will never happen.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      yalls kitty would just say 'im hungry' over & over or 'fuck you' while knockin breakables off the shelf

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope, he's actually a really good little dude! I always feed him his breakfast first, before I take care of myself, but he does talk a lot while I'm cooking my breakfast until I pick him up, and put him on the barstool next to me. He is kinda demanding about always wanting to sit on my lap, and he really loves to cuddle. He follows me all over the place. He's better company than most people, and a lot of dogs. When it's time for my cat to pass to the other side I don't know what I will do, I hope I don't end up in the psychiatric ward.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          meow

          i cant have a cat cause my dingo goes cat crazy and im away from home so much but maybe someday

          and im sure ill end up with the jackass knockin-shit-off-the-shelf kinda cat too but I'll still tolerate it as long as they terminate rodents with prejudice

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          • RoseIsabella

            My cat is pretty much a straight up indoor cat. He never goes outside unsupervised, he has never killed a single mouse, or bird, and I prefer it that way, because he's never had worms, or fleas, or any kinda parasite. He's a clean, fresh little guy who always sleeps in the bed on a pillow of his own right next to my face. Right now my cat is taking a nap, and if I wanna give him a kiss on the nose I just have to turn my head.

            I'm pretty sure that my cat would be safe to live with a rabbit, a fancy rat, and or a bird. He's also good pals with my sister's toy poodle. He gets along great with gentle,affectionate dogs.

            I don't I have the patience for dogs, or cats with a high prey drive.

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  • libertybell

    I think it would be cool if animals could talk. I would ask the cat "Why are you staring at me?",and "What are you thinking about@?"

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  • GuvnorsOtherWoman

    I'd try to get him to be a bit more human but would be worried as his age in cat years is equivalent to 80 human years.

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  • litelander8

    I’d prefer more of a Wilfred scenario.

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