What would you never do during sex?

so, you get with a crazy chick/dude and she/he is GOING to do all of the above to you, except one. i know, its a pretty messed up situation. but you went out on the wildest night of your life, and these things happen on said occasions... lube up n lay back lol

'golden' showers 3
hardcore butt whipping, + enema 3
butt beads and plugs, + anal 4
rimming, and poop eating 46
bring in a dead giant octopus for a slimy smelly threesome 29
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  • NotFloydzie

    Eww. I wouldn't do any of the above.

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    • ^This.

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  • Shackleford96

    I might could deal with some of the others, but that "rimming and poop eating" just sounds horrible...

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    • That makes me think you might like the anal beads haha

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      • Shackleford96

        I didn't say anything about liking any of them. I just said I might could deal with it. Lol.

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        • haha I know.

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          • Shackleford96

            I guess you were expecting to 'get a rise' out of me? XD

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            • No never lol Parrish told me to say it. He says Hi. (He is my room mate if you didn't know that).

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  • AssBurgers

    Eating shit is much worse than fucking dead stuff.

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    • acl

      True that.

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    • Allistalla

      I have to agree. I have not done either options.

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    • iEatZombies_

      This.

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      • Iranianlionheart2

        They're both nasty but if someone really had to then eating say a bit of doodoo has to be worse than fucking a corpse.

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        • Iranianlionheart2

          oops i meant having sex with a corpse would be worse than eating say a bit of hosre manure.

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          • Allistalla

            That krap is nasty! Lol get the pun.

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        • iEatZombies_

          Abso lutely.

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  • Justsomejerk

    Am I eating the shit or are they eating my shit? This will seriously effect the way I vote.

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    Most of the things on this list aren't even that bad (except the shit eating and the octopus thing) Personally I think this poll could be laid out better, you can't really lump rimming and shit eating into the same category. If the person keeps properly cleaned, there's nothing gross about a rim job.

    I would probably only use an enema for cleaning out though, that's what they're really intended for...

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  • Darkoil

    I'm a fairly open minded guy when it comes to sex, by the tender age of 17 I had done more stuff sexually than probably most people do in a life time however anything to do with pooing is a definite no-no from me, rimming on the other hand is a definite yes-yes.

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  • NoraBaker

    Yeah, rimming and poop eating in the same option. Really shows you know what you're talking about.

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    • Iranianlionheart2

      its meant to be disgusting. do you want me to elaborate on how exactly this might be possible? great!
      ok, so the rimming.. thats licking the holiest of cornholio... and then the person could just relax their anus and let a slurry flow.. like a mr whippy machine. straight into the mental persons open mouth.
      thats ok, no problem!

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      • NoraBaker

        Should have named it "rimming a shitting person's anus" then, much clearer.

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        • Shackleford96

          You just got a very amused snort out of me. Thanks for that XD

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        • Iranianlionheart2

          thsts true they should, except that sounds long and a bit trashy.

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          • NoraBaker

            Oh yeah, that's right, you want to keep this poll classy. I appreciate it.

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            • Captain_Kegstand

              HaHa! Great point!

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            • Iranianlionheart2

              Looooooool haha, thanks

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    • Allistalla

      I thought rimming was licking there crack. I also thought eating your whole poop is after it comes out of you. Also what if they are cistipated and too Op who the fuck uses a enima for sex?

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    • ^This.

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  • bushboy

    Golden shower is sex with pee....my favorite.....(:(:(:

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  • acl

    What is a golden shower?!?

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  • ToxicCrayons

    I wouldn't mind rimming and poop eating as long as I'm not the one performing either acts. I'm not very comfortable with anything involving the anus either.

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  • bdk61950

    Is it wrong to be immensely turned on? Bahahahahahahaha.

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  • Gasmasker

    I have an issue with the poop thing.
    Whipping and octopi, however, are quite tasteful and elegant.

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  • Aleks85

    uh all of them.

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  • Boo!

    I can't do any of this!! Yuck!

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  • iEatZombies_

    I know about 10 people who are gonna be eating poop tonight.
    Yuck.

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    • BlackDays

      Your having about 9 people over for dinner?

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      • iEatZombies_

        9 1/2. The bottom half of me will be in the kitchen creating the masterpiece. The other half will be hanging out of the window enjoying the meal with my 9 guests.

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      • Iranianlionheart2

        Aaaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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      • LOL

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  • flutterhigh

    I would probably never disembowel a kitten and wipe its innards all over my body during sex in the middle of a preschool. Come to think of it, there are probably an infinite number of things I wouldn't do during sex. But hey, who knows.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Rimming is fine, and quite fun, until the poopie comes out, then i'm outta there! Doodie is for toilets not your mouth! I wouldn't F*** dead things either, that's just not in my comfort zone. Never done the whole enema thing, but have done the hardcore spanking. Everything else on the list i'm okay with.

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    • acl

      What is enema?

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  • Avant-Garde

    I'm a open minded person, but I couldn't do any of this. It's all really disgusting.

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  • ebulliance

    The octopus thing. By god that's disgusting.

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  • shuggy-chan

    Cum, id never do that. gross

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  • dappled

    Everything that Nora says.

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    • Iranianlionheart2

      Hello dappled. - may I ask what drives your constant browbn nosing? On almost every post.

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      • dappled

        Of course.

        An extremely violent and abusive childhood and the subsequent need to be loved by everyone as some kind of compensation for the love I never received growing up.

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        • Iranianlionheart2

          Ah I see...i saw that one about empathy and belonging? Did you make that post? We are here for you.

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          • dappled

            Nah, that wasn't me. I don't tend to post about anything I need help with. I usually know the answer; I'm just unwilling to act on it.

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  • DannyKanes

    So, only one thing out of that list? Would have to be the octopus idea, yuck :/

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    • iEatZombies_

      So... You're a shit-eater, huh?
      Do you know what happens to your kind round here?

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    • Iranianlionheart2

      lol i like your easygoing attitude.. the way you say 'idea' like its perfectly plausable lol.. youd be fun on a crazy night out itd be like 'the hangover' lol. wolfpack. lol.

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    • Iranianlionheart2

      really? you do know what an enema is, right? and rimming? lol

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