What would your personal obituary say after you’re dead?

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Just wondering, if you were to unexpectedly pass or I guess WHEN you do pass: What would you want your obituary to say for people to read about your life and who you were?

I’d want mine to maybe talk about animals. Say “He was an avid animal lover and had a great appreciation for the outdoors and being around dogs and pets.”?

What about you? If you could pick something everyone would read on your obituary when you’re gone? What would you want it to say?

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  • litelander8
    1 year ago

    “Party starts at noon. Costumes only. BYOB.”

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      1 year ago

      id have a 10 drink minimum

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      • ospry
        1 year ago

        BYOB?

        Bounce
        Your
        Own
        Boobies?

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        • litelander8
          1 year ago

          All tiddies are welcome. And encouraged. 👍🏾

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  • dude_Jones
    1 year ago

    He wasted his life on the internet.

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  • Holzman_67
    1 year ago

    He was ok… I guess.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety
    1 year ago

    "He is a dead man that hated ravioli. He considered chicken alfredo to be an abomination."

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    Obituary: Dead AF
    Funeral 2:30pm
    Funeral song: in a barbie world

    This will leave everyone thinking wtf which will bring me joy in the afterlife

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  • sweetone89
    1 year ago

    F@#$ off! You didn't care about me when I was alive...

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    “No comment”

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  • RoseIsabella
    1 year ago

    She was kind of weird.

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  • Grunewald
    1 year ago

    She showed us a different way of loving.

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  • darefu
    1 year ago

    Dead and gone, now move on!

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  • taebby22
    1 year ago

    I would not want an obituary because I don't want anyone from my past finding out. I've known a lot of awful people who would likely celebrate my death, although I've never done wrong by anyone. I've just always been the girl people love to hate. I fear that even when I'm dead, I would know they are laughing and celebrating my death. I don't want to give anyone that satisfaction.

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  • profanity
    1 year ago

    "ASSHOLE extraordinaire"

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  • ospry
    1 year ago

    "Daaaaayum. 'bout time"

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