What would your reaction be if someone kicked you in the testicles?

Lye on the ground gasping for air. 11
Curl into a ball and cry. 5
Throw up. 2
Peed my pants. 0
Lye flat on the ground without moving or making a sound. 5
Drop on my knees screaming and squealing like a teenager girl. 0
Grunt, curse, swear... Cry a little. Puke a little. 4
Slowly drag myself to the nearest bathroom or fridge. 0
Grab my phone and call an ambulance. 1
Pass out. 0
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Comments ( 12 )
  • Anewbis

    None of the above.

    I would have exactly 2.5 seconds to get my hands around the throat of this person before the crippling pain causes my fingers to clench hard enough to dent a car bumper.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Punch them in the face then shed a manly tear

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    • smackthelittlefatty

      AMEN!!!!!!

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  • jodi1955

    none of the above I would ask her to do it again once I regained my composer.

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  • 53739

    I would let a girl kick me and enjoy it sounds so sexy this is one of my fetishes.

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  • mlenny

    Haha, all of the above probably (except the peeing part).

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  • ABF

    Why is it you can only check one box? Why don't they have one that says (ALL The ABOVE!)

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  • haha98

    i would be on the ground for a while then tackle them and get up and kick their balls harder than they did to me XD

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  • yourdeepestshame

    Were I able to, I'd kick their ass (or at least try), and give their genitalia a well-deserved curb-stomp.
    Oh, does that sound a little too mean? Kicking someone in the balls is a bitch move, and a bitch move deserves some serious vengeance. If I'd managed to incapacitate him/her and was still unsatisfied, I might relieve my bladder on them as well.

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    • yu-gi-ohChampion25

      dont relive bladder,that just makes you look bad. rest is normal though lmao

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      • yourdeepestshame

        You're right; but there's nothing funny about hitting a man in the balls.
        Some D-bag hit me in the balls in 8th grade, hard.
        It hurt like hell, but it didn't slow me down, I hit his nose, and made him bleed like fucking hell.
        He was a bitch.

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  • Goku19

    Lie down on knees and then raise up like super saiyan 3 !

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