Whats your religion

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Christian 28
Satanist 5
Buddist 3
Quaker 2
Holocaust 4
Protestant 0
Anti Christ 3
Mayan 1
None 36
Other ( please explain ) 18
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  • Mando
    11 years ago

    Another one of these - and satanist, holocaust, anti-christ, and mayan are not religions - that is, 1/2 your options.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I think he put them there to trick people

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      • Mando
        11 years ago

        It worked!

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      Satanism is a religion.

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      • Mando
        11 years ago

        Get out. Really? I thought it was just what space cadets who believe Rosemary's Baby was a documentary called themselves. Or what paranoid Christians who call other people witches believe they worship. But an actual religion?

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        • anti-hero
          11 years ago

          It's really more of a branch of atheism. It is all about self worship and really a bit tongue in cheek. There are actually a few rules too.

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          • Mando
            11 years ago

            Like kissing satan's ass? I do that everyday at work. Maybe I can get a tax exemption.

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            • anti-hero
              11 years ago

              Not quite lol

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            • Willtheman
              11 years ago

              lolz

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            Nailed it.

            It's actually got more rules (and better ones) than christianity.

            My favourite is "if somebody bothers you ask them to stop, if they do not stop, destroy them"

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            • dude_Jones
              11 years ago

              Your response projects clarity. Some of us recognize your hidden talent to command the feeble-minded as a cult leader.

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    • cocainecutie
      9 years ago

      they are all religions

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    • -Solitude-
      11 years ago

      Satanism is a religion. Here's their site: http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/index.html
      It's interesting (before anyone asks, no I am not a Satanist, as I don't agree with all of their values).

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Don't really have one but if I was pressed into it, I'd quite happily be a Taoist. It seems to be very genuine and undiluted by human failings.

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  • cocainecutie
    9 years ago

    anti christ

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  • cigs
    11 years ago

    i do have one its christian but i do not go by it or follow it because some of the stuff makes no sens at all to me

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  • keykey123
    11 years ago

    multicultural :)

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  • Dulse.
    11 years ago

    None. Eastern religions and philosophies are quite interesting though.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    What is Holocaust? Does that mean Anti-jew? What kind of religion is that?

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    • charli.m
      11 years ago

      Hahaha maybe they thought that was what Judaism is called? It's funny in a messed up way.

      Sorry, OP, but the options are very weird.

      To answer your question: I have no religion.

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      • 1000yrVampireKing
        11 years ago

        Holocaust? I was assuming he meant the Nazi party. Some of these poll options really do not make any sense. What is Anti christ? Does that mean Anti christian?

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        • charli.m
          11 years ago

          Maybe. I thought more as in "the antichrist". You know, endtimes n shit.

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          • 1000yrVampireKing
            11 years ago

            Yes the anti christ but that is a person not a religion.

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            • charli.m
              11 years ago

              I know that...and half of the poll options are not religions. This has already been established.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Selfish.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Great answer. And I don't mean that ironically.

      All human action is informed by self-interest so it's not a far stretch to call selfishness itself a sort of natural "ethos".

      And by extension, religion is a thing that attempts to achieve the ends of self-interest by denying it.

      In all of nature, we're the one thing that doesn't live in symbiosis with it. Our minds are the natural enemy of life; its bent is constantly towards that which will destroy it.

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  • Idunnowhy
    11 years ago

    Worst. Options. Ever.

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    • lufa
      11 years ago

      What dumbass wrote this list? 'Holocaust' as a religion? Where's Islam?

      Fuck this stupid thread needs to be deleted.

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