When i'm drunk...

When I'm drunk, I paint the most breathtaking pieces of art. It's so beautiful that I even cry sometimes.
Then I pass out.
When I wake up again, my so-called friends replace my portrait with ugly, grotesque and shameful blobs and smears on a canvass.
They refuse to tell me where they hid my stuff and I am considering seeking legal advice.
is it normal of them to do me like this?

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Comments ( 23 )
  • wigz

    I'd say you should write a book about this, everyone likes a good art heist mixed with betrayal story...but your friends would probably steal your manuscript and replace it with scribbled gibberish.

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  • paulthepoes

    Personally I am of the opinion that you are in fact only painting "Ugly blobs" whilst you are drunk, thinking that they are masterpieces!

    Take photos of your masterpieces before you pass out and compare them the next day...that way you will know for sure!

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    • lordofopinions

      Do you think!

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    • I tried to take a pic of it one time but somehow took a selfie while I was passed out

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      • paulthepoes

        That's quite phenomenal!When I get that inebriated I often wake up with somebody else's dick in my hand!

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        • That's because you're a closet homosexual :)

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          • paulthepoes

            Nope, it is because I rip them off in rage when i am drunk you fool!

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            • And then you use it as lipstick :)

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  • dirtybirdy

    Lies. You just had your beer goggles on and refuse to accept the fact that your "art" is shit.

    Check the toilet for your masterpieces.

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    • Why are you being so mean? This really hurt my feelings :(
      I don't even wear goggles. I use contacts.

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      • dirtybirdy

        I'm not mean, just blunt.

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        • Do you have nicely shaped legs though?

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          • dirtybirdy

            I've been asked this before...

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            • Have you just turned my post into your own inception moment?

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  • Jayemen

    They're probably selling the art. Check online, or local stores. If it's good, there's a market for it.

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    • Ummitsme

      Its true, i paid a handsome fortune for one of his originals online. Your friends are getting rich off of us.

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  • lordofopinions

    I bought one of your masterpieces for $2,000! It was a bargain for such a fine piece of art. You're a talented genius!

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  • amyarmy

    I'd take a picture of the art before you pass out, and in the morning, see if you really painted something good

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  • Is your friend Tom Ripley?

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  • Murun

    I find wallpapering on cocaine has similar day-after quality control issues.

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