When something's cute, i just want to throw it agaisnt a wall.....

And see if the cuteness would shatter everywhere.....

(Stuff)Animals, cute things, babies? (Nahh, I was kidding about the baby)

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  • yeah great^^

    you must be wasting a lot of girlfriends

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  • LimeRush

    I was at a petshop with a friend and there were all these cute kittens and we were saying how beautiful they were and then I was like
    "I just want kill it!" it was weird it just came out and friend was like "WTFF..."

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    • heyginz

      @LimeRush hahahaha that made me laugh!

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    • lostsurfer

      lmao

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    • ihateyoujk

      @LimeRush omg dude me too idk why ever since i was a little kid i just wanna kill cute things because they are soo cute lol idk what it is ahah

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    • thesky713

      lol

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    • Real

      LLLLLLooooLLL

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  • TheAftermath

    When something is cute for me I want to squeeze it really hard because it's just so cute! lol

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  • PlanetOfTheApes

    Wow. I remember once - as a seven years old - I had this adorable kitten Beanie-Baby (a stuffed animal for those who aren't familiar) and one day I felt overcome by a strong urge to throw it against the ground promptly after admiring how fucking adorable it was..

    Immediately after I threw it I felt dreadful and awful inside; I picked it up and spent the rest of the day showering it with my love and affection. I vowed to never succumb to such a savage urge ever again and haven't felt particularly inclined to since.. Okay, only sometimes..

    Maybe I'm a psychopath?

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  • its ok as long as you don't actually do that.

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  • VoLoPoK

    yah sometimes when i see babies i just want to smash them (not sarcasm)

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  • dixiecupdean

    Omg all this time I thought was the only one.

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  • haha, well sometimes I want to squeeze them till their head pops off, but not throw them against a wall... I guess it's the same thing.

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  • Christoph

    awww i get that with my new kitten , its so cute, i just want to swing it by its tail and hit it against the window =D this is 100% true no joke aha. i duno why i get this O.o

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    • oDaZzYi

      Anger is cool, killing kittens is not ): .

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    • ahhhhhhhthebeatles!

      ohhh my gosh this made me laugh so hard...

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  • Yeah i have just one thing to say about you...
    ROFL, absolute ROFL to this whole page:L

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    • kittehkat

      I am laughing at everything.. even though i get this way sometimes too when i see something cute :$

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  • chocolatefk

    i'm so happy other people feel the same way. i just want to rip my dog's ears off sometimes.

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    • Real

      OMG, I love dog ears!! I've always wanted a necklace or something made of dog ears (that died of natural causes of coarse)

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  • DaftDave

    dude, that's messed up. like, clinically messed up. you should talk to someone. and stay the hell away from the pet store!

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  • C.ronaldo46

    LMAFO i thought this wwas so frecken funny like somebody said soo cute i just want to smack it and punch it lmafo thats sooo horribale but when you think about how cute it is and you feel that way its pretty funny
    lol and i feel the same way when i hold a animall im like holy shit how cute i just wanna strangle it

    lol luv this post

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  • HelterSkelter

    its hard not to squeeze the life out of my hamster when i hold him

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  • AwesomeOrange

    I know what you mean.

    I get it mostly with cats and kittens.

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  • I love animals and I would never hurt my pet cats. But sometimes I just want to bite me cats paw of LOL it's so cute and fluffy!!

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  • techychick101

    I want to hug the crap out of it but not into a wall, wow dude you have issues.

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  • HarringtonMD

    certainly not animals. but I would like to punch a few metroxexuals in the face. like Ryan Seacrest

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  • troll13d

    i sincerely hope your talking about furbies, i had one that was ****ing possesed man, darn thing was up all night, so i threw it at a wall and it started talking in this really deep voice saying "HUNGRY" and i flipped out and smashed it . after that i vowed to destroy the furby race.

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  • Lamron_Ti_Si

    I JUST ASKED THE SAME QUESTION.

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  • That's great!!
    Fuck cute things.

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  • ahhhhhhhthebeatles!

    yes! when i hug my kitten, i get scared that I'll squeeze him too tight and make his lung collapse or something!

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  • Hhaha, Having fun? Okay, my friends think I'm a scary person now, cause every Valentine, I rip a leg off one of the bears that I usually get. Well, now the dudes learned and realized they should get two.

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  • Xer

    well... Few years ago... But not anymore, after watching anime.

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  • Pleasetellme

    Hahaha, drummerguy, that just cracked me up (positive) And I'm a girl :)

    Christoph, RIGHT?!!!

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  • ru4real

    I hope you try that with some cute but bad ass being who f's you up and makes you think twice about judging a book by its cover!

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  • jimbob101

    I get you! I am the SAME way! if I see a cute tiny baby or kid or something I really do want to grab it and squeeze it and twist it and swing it around and through it against the walls and everything seriously that's what I feel I want to do. But of course I wouldn't actually do that, I'm not a phsyco path! :D

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  • Kai20005

    Wtf? I hope ALL of you are being sarcastic... I have never wanted to throw a cute thing... Wouldn't it be dead then? WASTE OF CUTENESS!

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  • b454

    Issues people! So if any of you are cute, can I whip you out a window? Please

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    • It's interesting that half each category got about 1/3 of the votes,hahah

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      • b454

        Oh shoosh

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    • Exxotikka1

      LMFAO!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS..BUT I BE FEELIN LIKE THAT TOO..I THINK THERE IS SOMETHIN WRONG WIT PPL LIKE US..I GUESS ID DESERVE THE SAME TREATMENT I GIVE

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  • CnidarianTits

    I always feel like throwing and abusing any dog under 20 pounds. They all piss me off sooooooo much. With their yippy bark and bitchiness. It's strange though I love kitty's of all kind and any dog over 20 pounds.

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  • stillwondering

    Cutesy things disgust me.

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  • thedarklord

    so i guess u go for the ugly girls ? o well ugly girls need love 2 , or get hit by a truck .

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  • lolwhat

    I know what you're talking about if somethings cute i wanna squeeze its guts out or punt it out a window...=D

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  • jessiii

    when i see a really cute puppy, i have the same urge you have. i just want to squeeze and throw it on the wall. hahaha. i am not psychopathic but just showing different and exaggerated way of expressing how i think it's cute.

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  • Tommy-B

    Sometime when I pet my kitten I hold its head between my hands like I'm going to crush its skull and I just hold it there thinking I could seriously kill it if I wanted to. But I don't because I don't want to get blood on my clothes.

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  • Aleks85

    I'd like to throw you against a wall with spikes 6 ft spikes sticking out of it.

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  • karing4u

    Wow lol Im not sure if thats normal but I must say I seriously laughed so hard @ LimeRush... Im now doubting my normalness after laughing so hard i cried.

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  • why u jokin about the baby i would do it and u know u aint kiddin Liar!!!! :D (creepyness)

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  • Gamefreak_309

    YES! whenever I see something cute I wanna bite it or crush it until it pops/cracks, almost all om my stuffed animals I have crushed between my jaws at one time or another

    \(//∇//)\

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  • March8

    I dont want to throw it against a wall, i want to squish it all up lol. Im not joking either

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  • WolfenCub

    I always say stuff like "awww it's soo cute... i just wanna kick it!" :P

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  • ihateyoujk

    i just cracked the fuck up at this whole discussion board haha

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  • HecateAlVanne

    I was laughing at this for a couple of minutes. I fell the same, except for cats and kittens. They are the only "cute" things I have never thought this about.

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  • Yes!
    ANd not kidding about the babies!
    They scare me. o.o

    ANd when people are happy ALL.THE. TIME.
    It's so irratating.

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  • eastcoastcat

    I always want to squeeze the hell out of something! You know, like, make it's eyes and brains squish out..... 0_0

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    • chp316

      YOU NEED HELP

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  • BackwardEx

    Most people I know have the urge to squeeze cute animals like rabbits and kittens. A best friend of mine almost squashed my bunny. XO but its totally normal.

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  • imaredsheep14

    i squeeze it especially hamsters ;)

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  • YourBiggestFan<3

    Oh my god I would always feel like that! :o

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  • Lol, i wanna hold my cat so tight that its gonna explode, but i dont want it dead, so i recist the urge.. But DONT DO IT! you will regret. But its soooo cute X3

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  • thatblacksheep

    I felt the same way about babies when i was like... ten. Never animals though, love 'em too much.

    i got over it, you should too!

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  • magpie96

    lololololololololololololololol

    but don't do it.

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  • deedeliriant

    You're creepy.

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  • pandabear1209

    issues man...

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  • thischicka

    hahaha at first i thought the question was a joke, but then i read some of the answers and i was like...hey, i know what they mean! haha sooo funny. and yes i do. sometimes when im petting my cats i get to into it and push them lol.

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  • cremeegg

    this story made me laugh :L

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  • Sukidaisuki

    I have a friend like that, I think its just normal. When I see something cute like an animal, i just wanna hug it until it explodes.

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  • haha yea if im holding a cute little puppy or kitten i just wanna squeeze it to death or strangle it. although i would never do it, i do get that urge

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  • kkarnii

    hey me too! like hamsters, cats, babies, basically anything cute. i used to imagine squashing them and torturing them and throwing then etc. obviously i wouldn't really do that, but it still is scary... i used to think i was psycho and the only one! so happy to have found this (:

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  • Jeci_Cassidy

    well my idea of cute is different then most peoples.... I don't like stuffed animals that are bunnies and teddy bears. My idea of a cute teddy bear is a deaddy bear lol

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  • a bit

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  • seemae

    if something is outrageously cute, i generally want to hug it until its eyeballs pop out.

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  • It's cus cuteness is so superficial.

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  • invader-zim-freak

    lol im sorry u people make laugh lol

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  • jesus_christ

    ugh, tell me about it!

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  • drcheesy

    give luv ur own way..
    although i think you guys are weird

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  • dikh

    u mostly need 2 jizz ur mom

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  • Babel

    i feel the same way about babies (people ones) randomly sometimes. but i luv cute stuffed animals (have a ton of em) and kittens like totally melt my heart and baby rabbits. i really dont hate babies i think their cute sometimes if i see them in a video or whatever but sometimes they get on my nerves

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  • MundanelyStrange

    I sorta get that, sometimes when I see something undeniably cute, sweet, or happy, part of me just wants to punch it or ruin it for some reason. I don't know why. Maybe it's to balance it out or something.

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  • blndgrl18

    omg, lol i feel this way about my dog. I don't want to throw her, but sometimes she's just so cute i want to punch her or smack her! idk what it is!?

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  • CraneyCrow

    I don't think it's unusual to feel that way. I can't stand puppies. Some older dogs are OK, but not puppies. When I see a puppy, I want to bash it against the wall or stomp on it and squish its guts out.

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