When you fart in a blanket, do you poke your head under to sniff?
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No...
then again some of mine don't matter... they escape the blanket on their own. *evil grin*
It's the best thing in the world!! If you don't have a blanket handy, do like I do and make a fart chimney with your shirt-stick your face in the collar, hunch over and pull the bottom of the shirt out to collect the smell. It's awesome.
Sometimes. Never with the purpose of smelling my own fart in mind tho. What's the point in doing that? I do it because the air I am breathing suddenly starts feeling a whole lot colder than before.
I just remembered this, I saw a TV show a few weeks ago about dumb inventions and there was a 'marriage blanket', it had something like activated charcoal in it to snuff out farts for your partner's sake. Ha. What a waste of a good fart. I think they make seat cushions and underwear inserts as such too.
The better marriage blanket commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw