Whenever i eat a banana

Now, I am not a perv. But whenever I eat a banana, I slide it all the way to the back of my throat as if it were a penis. I don't know why I do this. I have never even had oral sex before. I am not sure if I am normal. Please give serious answers only.

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  • Boojum

    I assume you do this with peeled bananas. If so, this is pretty stupid.

    Bananas are fragile, and part of it could easily break off, lodge in your throat and block your airway.

    If you feel an uncontrollable compulsion to do this, I suggest you study this video carefully: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEr9jjZ6fi8

    A much better idea would be for you to get a realistic dildo and use that to practice your deep throat skills and learn how to control your gag reflex.

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    • dude_Jones

      Just curious, Booj. The lowest grossing film of all time would not be a film OF idiots, nor would it be a film FOR idiots. It would be a film made BY idiots.

      Are you suggesting that the OP debut as a hopeful new director in Hollywood?

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  • dude_Jones

    Practice makes perfect.

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  • Somenormie

    Go get an actual dildo and suck that, bananas aren't safe.

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    • Okay.

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  • Elroy7141

    You want a dick so go suck a dick and see what it’s like

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    • I don't think I want one. The whole thing sounds gross. Kissing makes sense.

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      • Elroy7141

        It’s good fun

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