Where is heaven?

One theory of life after death is a glorious heaven, but where is this heaven, up, down, out, in, where? I say from all the space studying, that it is inside you. what say you?

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  • raisinbran

    Fentanyl

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  • Anonnet

    Nobody knows.

    But I have some random theories.

    One idea is that it's in a different dimension. We won't find it no matter how far into the universe we explore because it's on a completely different plane. I find this explanation to be the most lame.

    Another idea is that heaven, earth, and hell are all actually the same place. The only difference is where you were born and under what circumstances. Even if time is absolute, there's always some place you could be put that would either be really amazing, or extremely horrifying. However, this idea may basically just be the idea of reincarnation.

    Here's another one. If heaven transcends time and space, that means it can exist either before it or after it. If heaven is placed after all time, it has an absolute position to see everything that ever happens, and God can place whoever wherever he wants. Dying means you just skip forward to the end of time, but going back is still possible if you want to. This doesn't explain where hell is, though. Hell could be in the same place heaven is.

    Of course, we could go back and reverse the first idea. Heaven is NOT in another dimension, we just haven't found it yet. It could be at the center of the universe, it could be at the edge, or it could be accessible via some area of science that we don't yet understand.

    An extension of that idea, is that this is all a simulation and, hence, heaven doesn't exist. We could have been put here by aliens who just harvest the data (and whatever else) and reposition the automatons, or it's a computer sim, in which case we would be nothing but bits getting sweeped for garbage collection.

    All of the above must be untrue, of course, so I went ahead and asked Google, that which knows all, and it simply said "heaven is where God is". Very satisfying.

    If that sounds dubious, since Google is known for being wrong about everything, an article on the website "The Daily Reporter" back in 2020 states that a doctor back in 1869 said heaven was located within the Sun. Very practical, it would be relatively easy to observe Earth from there, and if that's not the very definition of a gated community, I don't know what is.

    The only thing I think we can all agree on, from the 0% vote on this thread, is that heaven is not, in fact, inside me. So get away from me with that scalpel.

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    • capman

      Yes, it is in your imagination. Dr. Suess

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    • Tommythecaty

      “Nobody knows”

      Incorrect as one cannot know the extent of knowledge another may hold. This made even more ridiculous given there are billions of people to apply this to. The only thing that statement technically bares out is that you don’t know shit. Really narrows it down a whole lot lol.

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      • Sam90

        You’re an idiot.

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        • Tommythecaty

          *smirks

          Explain samwise.

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    • YE

      I subscribe to the DIFFERENT DIMENSION theory.

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      • ospry

        I really, really hope this is actually Kanye West

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Up your ass.

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    • that would be Hell.

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        😂

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  • GaelicPotato

    Between your moms legs.

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    • No, that's where I came from, but not going back. unless I go through some metamorphous DNA change and go back, back, back, way back to the beginning of time and understand all. after all everything in your life is recorded in your memory and when you die there you will be, inside recorded.

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      • litelander8

        How could anyone possibly dislike this comment?

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  • normal-rebellious

    It's normal to wonder, but heaven's in outer space, it's extremely high in the black sky, that's where heaven is.

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  • Holzman_67

    I was on a northern Atlantic flight one time in the early 2000’s when I thought I saw it, it was positioned roughly above some cloud cover over St. George’s Island.

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  • ospry

    Outside of Brisbane

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  • DADNSCAL

    Between a young woman's legs.

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  • Tinybird

    I another dimension, which is the world you go to when you dream.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Hello all you boys and girls

    I'd like to take you to the inside world

    It's quite an irregular place to be

    But never fear you're safe with me…

    ……well...maybe

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Its outsixe of this realm. Do some DMT and you can slightly tap into it. Say hi to the machine elves for me. Everyone sees them.

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  • profanity

    In the needle.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Heaven is in the kitchen when my boyfriend bakes a chocolate cake. XD

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  • olderdude-xx

    It's in the space time Continuum, of which solid mater is only a part. We cannot ordinarily see it from our 3 dimensional world.

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  • Meatballsandwich

    Probably in Finland tbh.

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