Which hurts more?

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Getting trouser snake caught in zip 9
Getting kicked in the trouser eggs 12
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  • SaddleGoose
    9 months ago

    My highschool was a warzone for nut kicks. Nobody was spared.

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    • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
      9 months ago

      We used to randomly without warning spike each other in the groin with what ever sport ball we were playing with (football, basketball, baseball, tennis ball) when I was in high school.

      I loved watching people's reactions when I would just stand there & smile after they hit me.

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      • SaddleGoose
        9 months ago

        The sociopathic stare people would give after doing it was part of the fun, apparently. Then when you chase them to return the favour they start acting like the Jokes laughing their ass off as they ran away. xD

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      • bigbudchonger
        9 months ago

        Basketball, fucking hell man, that's got to hurt! :')

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        • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
          9 months ago

          If I could feel it it would have.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    9 months ago

    The zip rip is self induced and is quickly aborted. A nutmut comes frome elsewhere and you can't control it, so worse

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  • Somenormie
    9 months ago

    Getting kicked in the penis.

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  • raisinbran
    9 months ago

    Kicking someone in the nuts is not funny, it's assault and the person deserves prison time.

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  • darefu
    9 months ago

    Ouch!!!

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  • Pinkpickle
    9 months ago

    I once forgot to wash the capsaicin off my hands because I had to pee really really bad and got habanero spice on my vagina. Never again. I can't imagine that would be fun if it happened to a man either. To the men of IIN seriously wash your hands very very thoroughly if you are cutting very hot peppers before you pee.

    I honestly can say I would rather have pissed myself.

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    • SaddleGoose
      9 months ago

      If this ever happens to me just know imma be singing, "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!"

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
        9 months ago

        ~Chestnuts roasting on an open fire~

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        • SaddleGoose
          9 months ago

          xD

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  • Anonnet
    9 months ago

    I can't believe I'm the only who voted zipper. Am I the only one who's seen that movie?

    Sure, a kick hurts, but it usually doesn't cause any lasting damage. Zipper caught? You better be real careful, we don't want any bleeders.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    9 months ago

    Although it's been 15 years since i've felt pain from a groin strike after I ruptured my testicles, I can still remember the pain I would feel if something even slightly tapped them.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 months ago

    Snakes, and ladders! 🐍🪜

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    • LloydAsher
      9 months ago

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  • DADNSCAL
    9 months ago

    It depends. I knew a guy who got his dick caught in his fly and ripped his foreskin almost off and had to go to the hospital.

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  • AsterBean
    9 months ago

    snakes and eggs ...

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  • ospry
    9 months ago

    Unkind words from a loved one

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