Which is more important, gadgets or your soul?

The Smartphone (soul-binding device), the Internet (causes cruel/evil psychological alignments that attract Negative Energy), the Video Game (creates violent and aggressive psychological alignments that attract Negative and Violent energy), and the Portable Music Player are very dangerous to anyone.

They attract Dark Manipulators (DMs) and empower them. They attract people with a hereditary seperated spiritual alignment (HSSA) and either compel them to find their spirits by becoming DMs or Gray Manipulators (GM), or the technology separates the people with HSSA from their souls even further. (The Smartphone can reconnect people with HSSA unless they are of completely HSSA-saturated Inherited Vitalities (HSSASIV), however. Personal Advanced Electronic Technology (PAED) does have a few positive effects.) PAED even gives children an affinity for Dark Manipulation. PAED drains Social Energy.

Even I must defend my Being from the influence of PAED. If you don't understand something I have written, ask me what I mean.

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Comments ( 78 )
  • q25t

    Step away from the crazy energy.

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  • Maya05

    "the Internet (causes cruel/evil psychological alignments that attract Negative Energy"

    You are aware you're using the internet to post this, right?

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  • Faceless

    Silly Amish, get off the internets.

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  • shuggy-chan

    Gadgets can house my soul, ghost in shell anyone?

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      FTW

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      • myboyfriendsbitch

        LGH

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        • RomeoDeMontague

          LGH?

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          • myboyfriendsbitch

            Sex, drugs, rock and roll,
            Speed, weed, birth control,
            life's a bitch,
            and then you die,
            so fuck the world,
            and let's get high

            -the middle school bleachers, 1980something

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  • Abend_zersetzen_mich

    what is a Dark Manipulator? Or do I have to buy some 50 dollar book to find out?

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    • Someone who can use Dark Energy, can influence Dark people, and repels light. They also feed off of evil actions and thoughts.

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      • handsignals

        I thought it was a black street hooker.

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        • disthing

          She absorbed my light last night. For sure.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Do you mean "Dark Energy" in relation to Dark Matter which belongs in Physics?

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        • No.

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  • loopoo

    Tomato's are more important, a sandwich would not be a sandwich without a tomato

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    • Avant-Garde

      They are also fantastic with in pasta with olive oil.

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      • robbieforgotpw

        I think poopoo means a sandwich is not a sandwich unless there's miracle whip.
        I'm dating myself w that commercial AG, bet you don't remember it:)

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        • Avant-Garde

          Damn, miracle whip! But can it really hold a candle to that French commercial where the lady dropped her last bit of ice cream on a statue's hand and she had to lick it off. The Garden male looks in her direction and he thinks that she is giving the statue a blow job (with creme too!).

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          • robbieforgotpw

            You're naughty and I would've guessed you were much older

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            • Avant-Garde

              Mmm (Now I'm interested!). How much older?

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPTmjMon6-Q

              ^^^This is it, by the way. ;)

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  • howaminotmyself

    Get a nice chunk of flourite. You'll feel better.

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  • IDiGAFi

    Hahahahah what the fuck? You talk with all those acronyms as if there was some science behind all of your crap, Being too much of a materialistic person leads to dissatisfaction, I'll give you that. But come on, give me a break with all that bullshit about DMs and all that crap. You are full of shit and you know it, so shut the fuck up.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      OP is on some hard drugs. They probobly imagined all this and will later wake up naked in a field. I really dont think they have any idea what the hell they are talking about.

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    • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

      Well aren't you one polite motherfucker.

      Signed,
      Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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    • Kie3PO

      I think things may be a little bit more complicated than you have perceived. The brain is extremely complex, and look around, almost everyone is glued to technology. I don't think you possess the knowledge or qualifications to suggest that there is no underpinning science relating to this issue.

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  • charli.m

    TL;DR.

    Gadgets. Shiny. Oooooh :D

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  • handsignals

    I'm a HATLPVG (Horny Asshole That Loves Porn and Video Games.

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  • bluelegs

    a lot of ppl here are reading this and feel its all crazy talk but I think technology has the potential of causing all those things you mentioned. However modern technology are tools, its up to you how you use it.

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  • Trick question.

    The space inbetween the two.

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    • Avant-Garde

      Negative space.

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      • If that's what you want to call it, then yes "negative space".

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  • 69

    apple ate my soul

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  • iEatZombies_

    What brings you to these conclusions? Where do you get your sources of information?

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    *(The Smartphone can reconnect people with HSSA unless they are of completely HSSA-saturated Inherited Vitalities (HSSASIV), however.*

    Please explain this statement.

    I agree about the smartphone being a soul binder, if at least while one is using it. But the internet? Games? Music players? These things help enrich people's lives if they use them right. Video games are helpful in overcoming trauma and suffering. Music players help one escape the torment of the radio. These things aren't purely evil. They are overused and relied on by many but... idk I don't totally disagree with you, but maybe you're taking this a bit too far. I can only speak for myself and the only thing I find to be an excessively convenient soul eater, personally, is my smart phone.

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  • 3rdXsTheCharm

    My soul.

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  • Shrunk

    good troll

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  • disthing

    Sounds a bit Scientology-y to me.

    Fuck you, my soul is a gadget.

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    • disthing

      Actually this is Scientology-speak isn't it?

      Tom Cruise is that you?

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  • dom180

    Hahaha.

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  • Gadgets. Souls don't exist.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Inspector gadget.

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  • thatchickyouhate

    i almost want to google some of the shit you wrote to see if you just made it all up for the sake of this post or if there are other crazies out there like you...

    but instead I'm gonna go check my facebook. on my smartphone. duh.

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    Oh yeah that evil Mp3 player of mine really causes me to do bad things.

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  • Wh0Ar3YoU

    I love gadgets and technology so much that I want every single piece of my soul to be sucked up by it. I want my soul to vanish into the cyber world

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  • MissDethstar

    This is all very confusing, would you care to explain more if you are serious about any of this ?

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  • Karmasbitch

    My Soul!

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  • EccentricWeird

    This post is racist against cyborgs as it implies they do not have souls.

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  • sega31098

    You're on an atheist majority site.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I'm not trying to offend you, but its people like you who give New Age concepts a bad lighting.

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  • GuessWho

    Are you high, OP?

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  • Kie3PO

    Okay so why have the majority of voters on this poll voted "gadgets"? Did I miss something? Anyone care to illuminate me? I don't understand hereditary spiritual alignment, what is that? And how do you know all this stuff? I'd be very interested to learn more because I am very aware of the effects that internet, porn and video games are having on me.

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    • disthing

      I'd guess most have voted gadgets because:
      a) there are a lot of people on this site who don't believe in souls.
      b) there are a lot of people on this site who don't believe gadgets are somehow inherently corrupting, or any of the rest of that nonsensical bullshit OP is ranting about, so it's a protest vote.

      I wouldn't take OP seriously. There are good and bad sides to most technology - it's all how you use it.

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    • Separated Spiritual Alignment prohibits you from accessing your own spirit and you may not be able to experience true human emotion, depending on the severity of your condition. If someone is in contact with Darkness for too long, it marks their soul and they get an SSA, and unfortunately, they pass this on to their children. Not all HSSA comes from this, though. A very large group of people became victims of HSSA in the early 1970s, and my colleagues and I do not understand it yet.

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      • disthing

        suckonthis9?

        Or Tom Cruise?

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        • myboyfriendsbitch

          suckonthis9 WAS Tom Cruise.

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          • disthing

            D:

            *jumps off Oprah's couch*

            Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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        • q25t

          SOT9 was my first thought too. He was often trying to get people to build a quantum computer and something else I can't recall to talk to aliens so I think he's out.

          I vote Tom Cruise.

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          • noid

            Anyone know what happened to SOT9? I actually miss seeing those anti ist and ism posts occasionally.

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      • RomeoDeMontague

        You are seriously on something. If not you need some serious help. You sounds really delusional. The computer is not giving people schizophrenia and creating axe murderers. Should get on some medication before you hurt yourself. Computers are not possessed by demons. They are created by man for our use and entertainment. Get to the 20s century please. Sad someone can live in the age of technology and explanation for electronics is the devils magic. The Devil did not build them!

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      • myboyfriendsbitch

        Good lord, it was probably the television!

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      • handsignals

        I have spent thousands of hours playing GTA I am also in love with Samantha 38G and fantasize about being Sarah Palins sex slave. Is it possible that I have an SSA?

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      • Kie3PO

        Right, I understand. Do you and your colleagues believe that your soul can recover from such impedance? Simply by abstaining from the use of such devices?

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        • It doesn't come from devices, it comes from wrongdoing.

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          • Kie3PO

            Well I consider the excessive use of devices to be wrongdoing.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Gadgets. Souls are for squares.

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    • 69

      *on foursquare

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy

    uhhh banana?

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  • bananaface

    Cheers mate.

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  • Erik963

    You can suck my ass because none what you have said is true. You must be a Technophobe unable to adapt to new environments. People like you should be locked in the caves and treated like monkeys.


    I cant imagine a Life without internet, mobiles, and computers.

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  • SchumpetersGale

    You guys have your heads stuck so far up your asses its not even funny. If this thread is ridiculous why even dignify it by trying to make a counter argument? Conceited idiots. Everyone here needs to get over themselves. Jesus.

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  • StarTeddy

    Lol, I don't have a soul. They don't exist.

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    • dirtybirdy

      I wish this were true but surely you've seen Kia commercials with the ridiculous hamsters.

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  • bemah

    I don't have a soul.

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