Which is more important to you: a clean intestine or showering?

I really can't stomach how dirty the average girl's intestines are after my research of millions of American women, I can tell you in all honesty it would be better to have anal sex with john goodman's fat ass then to submerge your penis in their fecal matter they neglected to remove over years of eating crap solid food. However, if a women follows a strictly liquid-only diet with vitamin pills, her body wont take rotten stinking shits and leave skid marks on their thongs(I know it's not uncommon for girls on this site...)

A clean and empty intestine and butt hole. 5
taking a shower. 11
i hate you because i'm filthy. 2
butt holes are gross unless liquid only diet. 1
i stubbornly refuse to follow liquid only diet 5
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Comments ( 6 )
  • Cheet0

    Yeah, maybe try fucking a gal in her pussy instead..?

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  • jethro

    Are you the nut case that said we were meant to only live on liquid diets and then deleted the post because you were proved wrong?

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  • Brett_Keane

    I repeat again, can you eat a Mac n' Cheese only liquid diet situation?????

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  • Azaman

    Please stop. There Is enough trolling here without you.

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  • Dreamsao

    1. You're a troll.
    2. I dont eat ass anyway so why would I care?

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  • Couman

    Sounds like some kind of OCD.

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