Which method of execution would you choose?

I was watching a video on some ancient torture methods and I don't know which would be the most brutal

"Scientific" experimentation torture (a la Nazi Germany) 1
Immurement (being sealed away in a tomb while still alive) 0
Egyptian canoe (bound, put in a canoe, covered in honey and eaten alive) 1
Bamboo torture (bamboo stalks grow through your torso) 2
Boiling alive 2
Being crippled and left to die of exposure 1
Impalement (vertical) 0
Impalement (horizontal) 1
Crucifixion 3
Other (describe in comments) 5
Stoning to death 1
Death by 10,000 Cuts (ancient Chinese torture) 0
Being skinned alive 2
Being broken on "The Wheel" 0
Burning alive 0
Iron maiden (even though historically they were only decorative) 2
Being drawn and quartered 1
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  • randypete

    having my cock sucked till I die

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  • Somenormie

    Drowning would be mine.

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  • Holzman_67

    I chose impalement but more just cos the word is cool

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    • Wow3986

      That shit is cool to you? A word that was used for a brutal torture method is cool?

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      • Holzman_67

        I was talking phonetically, linguistically.

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        • Wow3986

          yeah right. You enjoy the brutal death of people. Absolutely despicable.

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  • 555

    Question is ambiguous. What method would I choose for myself, or for other people?

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    • Question is ambiguous; penis caught in ceiling fan

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  • megadriver

    Is this poll to see which of these is the worst, or a game where we chose one of these...

    If it's to rate the worst - that would be 10000 cuts, or crippled and left to die.

    If it's to chose one for myself - Die fighting against the one that gave me that choice, or suicide. I don't want to give anyone the satisfaction, thinking they are in control.

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  • raisinbran

    Immunization (slow acting death shot)

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    • Solarith

      I like it

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Non stop gladiatorial combat to the death with inmates on death row (one right after the other, no breaks in between fights) until I drop from exhaustion & am killed by my next foe.

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    • That's weirdly coincidental. I just watched the Sons of Anarchy episode where Opie dies

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  • Elevator_music

    Old age

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  • ObamaIfHeWasBlack

    Taint tickling

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  • my_life_my_way

    A guy slitting my throat during sex

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    • You just gave me the weirdest b0ner

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      • Wow3986

        So you're turned on by the idea of a Woman having her throat slit during sex? So you like the idea of women dying?

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  • Solarith

    Erotic asphyxiation

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  • Meowypowers

    Pop the spine or stab the head or heart, whatever is quickest is ideal. There is one where they coat people in milk and honey and leave them out in swamps to be eaten by bugs slowly. That might be the worst.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Are we choosing which method we would want, or are we just rating which one is worse?

    If we are choosing which method of execution we would want, I'll go with crucifixion. If we are rating, probably being skinned alive.

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  • shoka2322

    A lot of the mass shooters and criminals today deserve these methods of execution, to be chosen by the victims' families.

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  • Grunewald

    None are especially humane.

    If I were crucified I'd have the consolation of knowing how Jesus felt (if only physically). At least the experience would be meaningful.

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  • FeedMeTurds

    I would want to die from the diseases that come with hot women shitting in my mouth

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  • kelili

    I have voted bamboo because it seems like it's the method that will kill you the slowest. How the fuck they came up with this?

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  • Curiouskitten444

    What would I choose to die with or which is more brutal?
    Least horrible- horizontal implement. Or iron maiden

    Most brutal: probably being skinned alive.

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  • olderdude-xx

    When a person falls asleep at night... slowly increase the nitrogen content of the room (reducing the oxygen content to below what is required to sustain human life). The person dies peacefully in their sleep.

    This is actually being considered as a humane way of executing people,

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    • Wow3986

      So that would justify killing someone?

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      • olderdude-xx

        It's not a justification to kill anyone, just a method.

        I do not rule out the death penalty for rare cases in our criminal justice system (but those are rare - and require extraordinary proof). The facts and circumstances of those cases provide the justification.

        In military service in a war situtation it's allowed to execute someone for a lot of other reasons. Having served I understand the circumstances that could come up.

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        • Wow3986

          First of all, you were telling people how they can kill someone. Second of all, you justified literal murder by calling it "humane". Don't act like an angel. You're sick in the head. Commit yourself to an asylum.

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          • olderdude-xx

            This whole post is about the subject of execution methods.

            Clearly some methods are more humane than others.

            I have likely butchered close to a thousand animals for meat for my and other families in my life, and thousands of fish.

            There are methods of killing the reduce the pain or the duration of it - that is what makes them more humane.

            The killing of animals and of people has existed since the beginning of human history - and will continue forever without some truly major changes in social structure and standards.

            I fully reserve the right to kill in self defense of myself, my family, and if necessary to protect a group of people, and to protect my country or a major "just" goal of my country (which is what you pledge to do if you join the Military or are called up as a militia member should the unorganized militia ever be called up in my area). I also reserve the right to kill animals for the food that I and others I know eat.

            But such killing should always be done in the most humane manner possible given the situation,

            Don't think you are so innocent because you buy your food from a grocery store, or live in a country that has had lots of military die protecting your right to live a peaceful life.

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            • Wow3986

              Even more justifications for killing people. Sick rapist fuck.

              And now you're using the incorrect pronouns.

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  • Tinybird

    I would do all of these to all the people that bullied me. I would put them on a wheel and spin it in front of them to choose a method of torture for each one! I would even add my own creative tortures!
    Like pouring a boiling kettle down their asshole
    Fucking them up the ass with a cactus
    rubbing nettles on their genitals and poison ivy
    and my personal favourite
    gouge out their own eyes and then shove their eyes up their ass so they can watch themselves shit out their own eyeballs. Then, force feed them their own shat out eyes, and when they vomit them back up, force feed them them again and again and again until they die MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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    • justcurious00

      The word 'cruel' don't want to be associated with you, because even he has his standards. You're just pure disgusting.

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      • Tinybird

        And you're just one of the people I'd like to do that to, I am so sick of retards calling me "disgusting" "sick" "gross" "weird" "freak" "creepy" and worse, I'll show them and I've shown you exactly what I think of you. This is what saying that does to someone. It twists them into a bitter and hateful person. And calling me disgusting of course contributes more to my hateful feeling! Thanks for helping and contributing!!!

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        • justcurious00

          don't blame others for you're cursed with such a toxic personality. fix yourself.

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          • ospry

            It's not my place to share any of her experiences, so I'll just say you're mistaking neurodiversity for toxicity

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        • justcurious00

          oh really, you're so sick of it? then how about not acting like an absolute garbage of a human? then people might treat you better.

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          • ospry

            Leave it be. Get to know Tinybird and you'll see the there's really no cruelty in her, just a lot of unresolved pain

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            • Tinybird

              Thanks for sticking up for me, this guy just can't even take a joke

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            • justcurious00

              yeah turn every toxic person into a victim. welcome to 2022.

              i'm sure many of the serial killers would seem like a victim if you get to know them.

              i'm sure everyone have their reasons for their garbageness. but there's no excuse for intentionally choosing to be walking pile of garbage.

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    • Elevator_music

      Omg it's Albert fisher

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      • Tinybird

        who???

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        • ospry

          Albert Fisher

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          • Tinybird

            and also I don't want to kill the people I'm attracted to; rather I want to kill the people who are horrible to me for being attracted to the people I'm attracted to. Of course if I'm attracted to someone, I want to be nice to them.... Is that.... Weird??? Of me???? Or....

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          • Tinybird

            Idk who that is and also I am a girl. Albert is a guy's name.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Is locking an easily triggered bipolar Republican and an easily triggered bipolar liberal in the same room considered a method of execution? Because there are two unkind people in my life I'd like to do that to and I'm 100 percent sure they'd kill each other meeting and hearing each other's opinions. XD

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      • I'll allow it

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    • Whoa calm down

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  • RoseIsabella

    I would want to be sentenced to be hanged until I am dead.

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  • litelander8

    We were supposed to vote for the worst, right?

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  • Vvaas

    oh hell nah

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