Which of these abileties would you rather have

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Neither guarantees the "content" would be good. Like for jobs you can still potentially dislike the job, have bad pay or bad working conditions. It's not a guarantee for an actually good relationship and it can be abusive. The animals can be hard to care for and wont necessarily obey you, although they would be generally friendly

Always get hired for any job you apply for 14
Be able to get a relationship/sex with anyone you want 12
Be able to easily tame any species of animal 12
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  • olderdude-xx
    2 years ago

    I'd rather have the ability to heal my health conditions so I could do what I did when I was much younger; and be able to repair my normal defects (vision, color blindness, etc.) for where I was not normal.

    I could always get jobs until my health interfered, same with finding relationship partners. My family was the family in our town that took in all the injured wild animals and tried to heal them (we were pretty successful at it - and the local game warden knew about us); so I already have an above average ability to work with wild animals. Tame them is not the right term as its their wildness that is part of who the are as a beautiful animal... Respect them - and they respect you... in almost all cases.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    2 years ago

    My inner man child wants to pet the 'AManAlls'.

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    • RoseIsabella
      2 years ago

      What is that?

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
        2 years ago

        Animals in baby talk.

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        • have_a_good_day
          2 years ago

          Nigga if you was in da hood right now we'd bust a cap in yo baby ass

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          • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
            2 years ago

            I'm bullet proof😙.

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  • LornaMae
    2 years ago

    I would like the magical abilety of spelling! Hehe

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  • Imitation
    2 years ago

    learn how to spell ability

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    • olderdude-xx
      2 years ago

      Work on it... My last spelling test in High School I got 49 out of 50 wrong; and the one I got right was a big word that I obviousness guessed at.

      The teacher latterly threw the test paper up in the air (pencil flying the other way) and proclaimed loudly "I give up" to the class....

      I'm better now (about 5 decades later); and spell checker is a great tool... although I still often get the wrong word as a result.

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    I want a job that is designed for someone to give an undeserving relative. Some sort of nepotism pseudo-job that requires very little work from yours truly.

    Being able to tame any species of animal does sound rather tempting, but I think I'll take any easy job over mind controlling other creatures.

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    • Clunk42
      2 years ago

      So, a pyramid scheme?

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      • RoseIsabella
        2 years ago

        Nope, not a pyramid scheme.

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  • GuvnorsOtherWoman
    2 years ago

    Tame animals. I really don't care for sex and relationships and I have retired.

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  • darefu
    2 years ago

    I'll train or tame the animals as long as humans are still considered in that category.

    It would give you the ability to do or have the other two choices.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      I specified they won't necessarily obey you. Tame just means they are not afraid or aggressive, and generally friendly basically. It does not give you the two others

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      • darefu
        2 years ago

        Even basically friendly gives a better chance at the other two.
        And actually even better I wouldn't want zombies that do exactly what I say, they need the free will but lean favorable toward what you want.

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  • fatok
    2 years ago

    I would make Rachael Maddow like dick.

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  • my_life_my_way
    2 years ago

    The job one if it would mean I’d be good at the job as well

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    2 years ago

    Could you get fired from the job the second they realise you're grossly underqualified and the've made a huge mistake? (like on the very first day).

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      I say yes, but the threshold for that is high. If you are only slightly bad at the job you would probably keep it

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      • JellyBeanBandit
        2 years ago

        Ok, I see. Good question. Probably most of the women I'd like to have sex with unfortunately have boyfriends/husbands, so I wouldn't want to have sex with them really then. And anyone else that I'd want to have sex with, it wouldn't really matter as long as I could have sex with incredibly hot women in general, which I would be able to if I had a very high-paying job. Plus with the high-paying job, and the ability to get any high-paying job I'd want, I'd never have to worry about unemployment or financial instability. So I'd say I'd go for the ability to get any job.

        Of course, it isn't just sex that I'd be able to get with the other ability, it's the ability to have a relationship with any woman I want. But I'd say the job ability would still be better.

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  • megadriver
    2 years ago

    Easy job FTW! And then work only in your favor... Connections, information, sales, contracts...

    I could make a small fortune if I was the head of BMW (for example as I live in Germany) and give my own business a big fat contract. By the time they fire me, the cash would already be in my bank account.

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