Which of these animals would win in a fight? 3

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Time for another animal battle! Which of these african giants will reign superior?

Hippo:
Weight: 1700 kg/ 3750 pounds
Speed: 30 km/h / 18.5 mph
Advantages: More aggressive, Can swim, strong bites.
Disadvantages: No spike on nose, kinda slow on land, smaller.

White Rhino:
Weight: 2300 kg/ 5070 pounds
Speed: 50 km/h / 31 mph
Advantages: Stronger, faster on land, spike on nose.
Disadvantages: Can't really bite, less aggressive.

Hippo 7
White Rhino 15
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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    You're a virgin aren't you?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      No. Our government fucks us everyday.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        Yeah, but that's only in the ass.

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      • brutus
        5 years ago

        Lol

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  • SomeEmoLord
    5 years ago

    Neither, the fucking fish will win

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Be more respectful to ya mum

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  • Vvaas
    5 years ago

    depends on where the battle is. if it's water the hippo will win, land the rhino. it's like asking if a rex or spino battle who would win, but it all depends on where they are fighting.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    Hippo

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  • GelMan0098
    5 years ago

    I don't know if this is really a fair fight. One of these animals lives primarily in the water and the other lives on land.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    So the white rhino is not only heavier and stronger, but faster and armed with a horn too? I'm betting on that one. Bonus points if it charges to start.

    For the aggressive hippo to get its mouth in range to penetrate the rhino's most vulnerable area- the neck, it'd have to bypass the horn.

    In water, the hippo may fair better, but still, I think the rhino wins.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    White rhinos are practically extinct. The last male white rhino died earlier this past year. I wish the poachers, and the people who believe that rhino horn is an aphrodisiac would go extinct instead!

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    • nikkiclaire
      5 years ago

      So they are gone 😳😢 or do they have sperm saved up?

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        I'm not sure if there is a white rhino sperm bank. There should have been if there isn't.

        The people who created the demand for rhino horn are subhuman garbage, and I wish they would go extinct.

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        • [Old Memory]
          5 years ago

          Hunting animals to extinction is something that really showcases the worst of human stupidity, greed, and pettiness.

          Screw poachers; I wish they'd go extinct too. Even from a perspective loyal to humanity, I wouldn't think those types of people suitable for living and breeding.

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