Which of these grosses you out more?

Burps 15
Farts 69
Both equally disgust me 13
Doesn't matter as long as someone pardons themselves 20
I'm indifferent to burps and farts 26
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Comments ( 24 )
  • RoseIsabella

    Burps and farts really aren't that gross compared to vomit and diarrhea.

    You're welcome.
    ;-)

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    • VirgilManly

      Fish loaf.

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      • RoseIsabella

        You know I still think the person who wrote that post was trolling but if not I hope their friend sees my comment.

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        • VirgilManly

          Who, the Stenchasaurus? lol.

          She probably has a brother, the Smegmalodon.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Hahaha.
            ;-)
            The Stenchosaurous is OP's love interest; the ruiner of bicycle seats.
            :-/
            *vomits a little in her mouth*

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  • Gbm1

    I hate breathing other people's gas. Especially their poo particles. Farticles.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Anal wind. Absolutely disgusting.

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  • Aliceee93

    I don't mind aslong as they say 'excuse me Alice for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below'
    ;)

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  • thegypsysailor

    Do you know what one burp said to the other? "Let's be stinkers and go out the other end." Obviously, they are one and the same.

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  • loopoo

    I find farts hilarious, until I smell them.

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  • Demendes

    Farts are okay and can be funny when you're not eating.. That is when they don't smell. But the loud ones you hear are mostly odorless.

    Burps are a-okay, just don't do them in front of my face.

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  • Ilovewinter12

    It's all natural, so, I don't get that offended,
    but it does kinda annoy me when I'm with somebody and they like, lean to the side and fart on purpose just to be immature.

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  • bananapie

    Farts are fine, my ex and I used to have competitions lol. Large burps are disgusting though.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    made me think of the south park queef episode

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  • alextsang08

    Not gross just normal

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  • TheGodThatFailed

    I am a master of burping and farting.

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  • gamingXpoison

    Esoecially the fucking silent farts.

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    • TheGodThatFailed

      Silent but deadly. Just like the Slenderman standing behind you.

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  • Hedgehug95

    Burps are always funny, my farts are funny when I'm alone, but farting in public is something I don't understand: if it's not an accident, it's disrespectful and disgusting in the way that that person doesn't care about people who have to deal with his/her next turd's odor.

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  • gummy_jr

    I hate it when I'm on lunch break trying to have a decent and quiet lunch and some asshole decides to come and fart up the place! For real bitch?!

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