Which of these impossible tasks would be harder to accomplish?

Here is a list of some seemingly impossible tasks. But which one of these do you think would be the hardest to accomplish? Cast your vote.

Beat Usain Bolt's 100m record with your bare feet 1
Survive a whole week in Death Valley without water, in july 11
Kill a whole pride of angry, hungry lions ( 14 lions ) with only your fists 9
Beat the game Ghosts N Goblins blindfolded with your dick ( or tits if you're a girl ) and don't die 9
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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Ain't nobody beating Usain bolt in barefeet.

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    • LloydAsher

      I can beat him in a foot race... at the start of the race kill him and boom you will win by default I'd use a shotgun. But since his record is the thing I'll have to beat it's no use.

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        You know what I meant!

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        • LloydAsher

          Got to clarify these things. You need to have some genie whish level of clarification.

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          • Doesnormalmatter

            Nobody is gonna beat his record barefoot ever. I use to run track WAY back then but I know that running spikes give a huge advantage not to mention that the rough surface of the track would fuck up your feet bigtime.

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            • LloydAsher

              I'm white that's not going to work no matter what I do... if its swimming i could probably pull it off against bolt.

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  • LloydAsher

    In death valley can you drink or did you not bring water with you.

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    • No you can't drink at all, not even water you find.

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      • bleedingdiarhea

        Can you use some type of distraction to beat Usain bolt in a race or does it have to be fair?

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      • BleedingPain

        If you cant drink water, your body will die after three days of dehydration.

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      • LloydAsher

        I'll still take the death valley without water. Since you in fact can live without water for a week. It will suck and probably 6/10 will kill you but assuming you get medical care immediately afterwards its entirety possible to live.

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    • Clunk42

      It may have just been changed, but it says "without water."

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      • LloydAsher

        I mean theres always water in something. Eat a cactus or drink the blood of your enemies.

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      • LloydAsher

        I mean theres always water in something. Eat a cactus or drink the blood of your enemies.

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  • Anonnet

    Definitely have to be killing the lions with my barehands. There's 14 lions, and you have to actually kill them, not just beat them into submission. Assuming I have to fight them all at once, or one after another, I think I'd start getting pretty tired about 8 lions in. By #13, I'd barely even the strength to wrestle it to the ground, much less strangle it.

    If I have infinite time, all kinds of questions come up, though. Can I just wait until they're split up or sleeping, and take them out then? Can I win by destroying their environment through waste and pollution? If I punch them and then they die of old age, does that count?

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  • I said beating Usain Bolt's record, because for all the others I can think of some loopholes.

    Survive without water? Fine, I'll bring bottled tea.

    Kill lions with my fists? You never said they couldn't be tied down and restrained.

    Beat Ghosts N Goblins blindfolded with my tits? The biggest problem here is that it would be impossible to press buttons, but I could have it ported to a touch screen device or something.

    From there, it's a matter of spending agonizing hours of memorizing patterns and placements on the screen, practicing both with and without a blindfold.

    To beat the 100m record I have to run 100m faster than Usain barefooted- straightforward, no bullshit. This would, plain and simple, be impossible for me.

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  • leggs91200

    Oh FUCK that ghosts n goblins game. When I was a teenager in the 80s and trying to beat that game, I was reduced to tears of frustration.

    I would have to lay down cause of pounding headaches.

    Whoever created that game needs to be tied up in a BDSM dungeon and then let DNM go in and do whatever fantasies he might have.

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    • Never made it past the second level.

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      • leggs91200

        If you can download an emulator to play it then you can save parts of the game so when you do get past certain parts, you can "Save state" and then when you need to you can resume from there.

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        • Well, I don't need that because I own the NES mini. :)

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