Which of these is the most painful way to die?

Deep fried to death. 162
Burned to death. 91
Eaten to death. 81
Sliced to death. 56
Stabbed to death. 10
Crushed to death. 35
Electrocuted to death. 10
Frozen to death. 11
Drowned to death. 39
Strangled to death. 5
Starved to death. 55
Watching Oprah undress. 104
Listening to Michael Bolton's music. 43
Other (Add a comment) 28
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Comments ( 63 )
  • iBeatMyWife

    berried alive

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    • By raspberries or blueberries?

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      • SoccerStud88

        i think he meant forced to eat berries till you die

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      • u forgot strawberries and blackberries

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      • hahaha xD

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      • lol

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        • DanceDancejaz

          lol

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          • snl07

            Ha.

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            • iBeatMyWife

              Damn it

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    • i beat my wife lol nice name by the way i think women beaters are scum and if you do reli beat your wife then i hope she has enough of you one day and stabs u in the throat or BERRIE you alive atleast LOL learn how to spell and get a better name scum!

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  • theinvestagator

    bieing buried alive or bieing chained to a table with a towel on ur face with sombody pouring water on the towel u cant breath and its like bieing drowned but the person can make it longer torture half a water bttle then u get ur breathe back and 5 secs later the other half is poured imagine trying to hold ur breathe but u cant go on any lonnger and u give up ur life even tho there was a small chance sombody would find u

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  • Bezza

    The most fearful way of death for me is definetley being sliced to death.

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  • metallicafan

    listen to justin bieber

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  • jordan.woodward

    heartbroken to death.:(

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  • dappled

    Listening to Michael Bolton's music? That's the first thing that's made me really laugh out loud today. Thank you. :)

    P.S. I go with deep fried.

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    • Your welcome. It just makes thing more fun when you have a few joke voting choices.

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      • insanebotv21

        Your supreme lack of sadism disturbs me. These are fairly innocent, calm ways of death. Melted in a vat of acid is worse. Also, crushing them to death ain't an option? you do it slowly, they retain consciousness the whole time as their bones break, slowly, bending out of shape as their breathing becomes more and more shallow.

        Or, simply put, sharks with fucking laser beams on their heads.

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    • kit-kat-bar

      My thoughts exactly, the oprah one was silly but the michael b one was the kicker

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  • Ms.Caffinated

    in a burning building, Because your suffercating from the smoke AND burning to death... Ouch lol

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  • Legion

    Most painful: being ripped apart by two trucks.

    Most awesome? Death by snu-snu :)

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  • Ark

    Opera my EYYYYYYYYYYYES IT BURNNNNNNNNS lmao

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  • deb

    Awwww. Dont be mean to Oprah :[

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  • thw worst on this list is deep fired to death!!! lol
    then burned, sliced and crushed.

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    • Subfinmatic

      Then eaten, can't let a fried human go to waste.

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  • Faceless

    Watching Oprah undress. I lol at that. Theyre all on par.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Other: suffocation.

    Sure it's not as fancy as the others on the list but... it has more panic factor.

    with many of those your mind would retreat to escape. like with frying. and with the cutting ones... you'd bleed out before they were done so... again your pain would be shorter than you realize.

    but with suffocation, it's hard for your mind to retreat from that one. everyone comes pre-wired to panic when you can't breathe. and it takes a few minutes. but for every single minute (until you pass out from lack of oxygen) you're panicking... sounds pretty horrible to me.

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  • Yandaman

    FOR ME, BEIN SHOT IN THE STOMACH..AND LEFT TO DIE, IT IS THE SLOWEST WAY TO DIE BY GUNSHOT AND IS PAIN BEYOND ANY KNOWN LEVELS.. APPARENTLY, WITH EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE IN THE BULLET LODGES ITSELF DEEPER, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU ARE COUGHING UP BLACK BILE BLOOD(good name for a metal band e?)
    NOT FOR ME THANKS!

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  • mateo

    to make all the healthy choices and die of old age,so you have to hear about all you friends and loved ones dieing..........sowwy

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  • chubsbulb

    Feet first by a steamroller

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  • Girl-vrs-Problem

    Death by chocolate.

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  • polik1234

    Anybody know what it means to be drawn and quartered? Ouch!

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  • SpiritFlare

    While drowning or suffocating would probably be the worst, being eaten alive would be the most painful until you went numb from blood loss...

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  • DhGlory

    Isn't drowning supposed to be kind of instant? After the first inhalation of water don't you lose consciousness? That's what I've always thought but for all I know It's excruciatingly painful...

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  • Eikof

    Some of these are not realistic, but to me drowning would be the worst.

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  • Evaheist666

    Deep fried for sure. But I'm really scared of drowning/suffocation.

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  • tig2166

    what a grim question! being crucified wouldn't be very pleasant, slowly roasted over a spit, drowning or burning at the stake frightens me the most.

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  • Karateneko

    I think it would be a series of events leading to death that would be really, the worst way to die. First, you go through a series of torture techniques, such as being tied up and whipped. Then, you put a toothpick under your toe-nail and have it rammed up against a wall. Possibly someone stabs needles deep in your skin and in your veins. *shudder* Next, you're hung upside down, and someone skins you. Idk how long you can live at that pont, but, that's probably as descriptive as I should get XD

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  • kasaikitsune12

    cut off arms and than put bugs inside ears

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  • insanebotv21

    slowly peeling skin off, pouring rubbing alcohol and salt onto the exposed flesh. Then, just for fun, you taze them repeatedly as you crush their legs.

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  • Voray

    Crushed to death between walls. I'm claustrophobic.

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  • SavageScience

    How am I supposed to know? I haven't even died once!

    Oh and these are responses to your "funny" options:

    Killed by Oprah undressing? Do her clothes weigh so much that when she throws them at me it crushes me to death?

    Killed by music? You know, if the music is so bad that it would kill people, how would anyone know it's bad? And more importantly, no music, regardless of quality, can assault a person.

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  • Leviathanel

    I think bathing in a vat of acid that isn't that strong would be a very painful way to go.

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  • asasasa

    YOU. SCUMBAG. BRAIN. STOP EEEEET!
    I don want to imagine any of this happening to me.. TT___TT

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    • Leviathanel

      hahahahahahaha. a little light-hearted are we?

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  • Sinep

    Being frozen to death, it is extremely slow and very painful..
    Try sitting in a 5* or below room for 10 minutes naked and see what the fuck happens..

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  • BowTied

    Death by Orca Winfrey? I'd rather gouge my own eyes out.

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    • Leviathanel

      oh come on. I know i'm not the only person who wants to plow her curvy body from behind. just look at dat ass, dem hips.

      oprah's got it going on.

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  • JustSomeGuy7

    having large copper nails(or another highly heat conductable metal) stuck into your brain in certain parts where you wouldnt die but would still feel pain and then have the nails heated until your brain cooks inside your head...... beat that.

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  • Severus'sDaughter19

    Dying to highly fatal snake venom.

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  • I don't know, but the most painful way to live is spending your time thinking on stuff like this.

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  • TorothePekingese

    Forced to listen to 1direction sing to death

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  • spookytoast

    I said "starved to death" because after watching the doc here the guy tried to kill himself by starving his body, that man was in severe, prolonged agony. Awful to watch.

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  • Lolada

    Watching a concert were Justin Bieber,Rebecca Black and Double Take perform.

    Yeah,Death by Inner Brain Explosion.

    In all seriousness,Drowning or Burned alive,that must be terrible beyond words.

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  • Marisol

    They are all equally horrible to me :(((

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  • KokoroComplex

    Feet first in a wood shredder

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  • Lovefallout

    This one is hard, you will at least die within 24hrs of all the options exsept for starvation so that ones pretty bad!!

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  • Zig

    Raped by an eliphant

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  • Jessie735513

    Hanged, drawn and quartered...to death.

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  • Burned to death cuz u die slower.

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  • eaten to death

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  • metallicafan

    hmm.. i think the most painful way to die is to get raped by a shark...

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  • Strangled, if I must go.

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  • jeannie1993

    being locked in a room with a middle class English Woman and forced to listen to her drone on about the pay gap, even though the lazy cow has never done a days work in her life. AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH.

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