Which one grosses you out more, burps or farts?

farts, they linger. while burps are quick and to the point...not to mention they can be pretty funny!

farting dude! your smelling some nasty ass foul air coming out of an asshole thats not yours. D'ewwww

Well, technically, when you smell something it's actually particles of the source of the smell entering your nose.. So farts are nastier. I mean, who likes to inhale particles of poop? Not me. I'd rather smell previously consumed food than shit.

Farts.

This is are disgusting this poll is disgusting.

Farts are nasty. If you fart while im eating i might punch you hard. beware. I don't mind burping as long as you do it respectfully and cover your mouth or turn away.

There's only so many times someone can be excused for that kind of behaviour. Serial offenders be warned...

Farting is way worse. At least burps don't normally smell, although it sucks when you have an involuntary burp or hiccup and feel bile coming up your throat.

i was soo lol while reading the comments, for me , both are ewww, but its easier to me to hear a burp, than smell a fart ;S

Farts. At least burps can be cute.

They're both natural bodily functions, however it is polite to excuse yourself and go somewhere private and expel those gases, or at least say Excuse Me when you can't.

"Why fart and waste it when you can belch and taste it?"

burps. farts always have one main smell:poop. burps, however, can smell like poop, onion, garlic, and milk all at the same time.

Burps! I know, it's crazy. But I tend to think that burps stink a LOT more.

farting right in the mouth of your gf is fun when she is licking your asshole

What's really disgusting is when someone farts too hard and accidentally shits themselves. I saw this old man do that on a train about a year ago and couldn't eat for a week.

Neither. They're both hilarious. :)

What manner be this? From where I hail we do not discuss such vile things. Have you no manners sir?

farts because they can stink bad

both digust me i don't how people find it funny

its funy but its gross yeah i pick farts

farts are disgusting. i know that it's normal but they are still triffling. and ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE DOES NOT SAY EXCUSE ME!!!! they stink and gross. i dont find farts funny at all. with burps, you belch say excuse me, go on with your life. you can't really smell a burp as much as you can a fart. and farts makes me lose my appetite.

nothing grosses me, but i would say farts for that matter

I don't care if they burp or fart or even if they excuse themselves.

I will laugh at them if it smells bad though.

Farts. Though at moments they can be hilarious, they smell. Burps really don't unless you get close, and at that point who's fault is it?

Depends on what type of burp or fart. Everyone passes gas one way or the other, but a nasty after-smell is what I find gross.

A farting 5 year old can be pretty cute. Just try not to laugh and join in his bathroom humor fun.

if they burp in my face, and it smells like cherry and/or coke. I will vomit on their face. Farting is only nasty if it smells

FARTS %100 but, burps is like a %20 for me..Like you dont know what they eat..and what they eat some from behind..like one time i was sitting on a bench beside this big chubby man, and he was eating what looked like a spicy hotdog with extra relish and onions and he burped.. i was like....TOXIC SLIPPIN UNDAA..it was disturbing, no offence to chubby people...yall my soft bunny ;)