Which religion do you want to follow?

Pretend you have to choose a religion from the ones I have listed. Which one will you choose? You can explain in the comments after you have chosen your religion.

Christianity 29
Islam 9
Judaism 4
Church of Euthanasia 8
Buddhism 33
Hinduism 5
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Comments ( 37 )
  • sega31098

    You realize that if you post an religion-based question on IIN it will instantly be flooded with atheists?

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  • None

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  • disthing

    You know there are a fuck load of other religions out there. Why the limited options?

    You missed Sikhism (more adherents than Judaism).

    You missed Chinese folk religion (more adherents than Buddhism, Sikhism, Judaism).

    You missed African folk religion (more adherents than Judaism)

    Shinto, Paganism etc.

    Could've at least put an 'Other' option...

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  • Eh...? Where is Duzianity on this list?

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    • Pretend you can only pick from the ones listed. It shouldn't be that difficult.

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      • But...Duzianity is the only true religion, the only accurate one. Expecting me to pick another would be blasphemy. You ask too much of me, sir.

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    • KeddersPrincess

      I meet up with other members of the church Duzianity every Wednesday. We have already prepared the sacrifice, great one.

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      • iEatZombies_

        *Shows up in beautiful white toilet paper dress*
        Awww.... Dammit. Too late.

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      • You have learned swiftly, child. You shall become a very respected member in the church of all that is Duz. Go now and spread the word of Duz! I must slumber.

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        • KeddersPrincess

          *bows* Yes, great one. I shall not fail you.

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  • Crvsades

    Scientology.

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    • the Scientology capital is in my state. lol

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  • Mavis130

    Soon you will all bow down to The King in Yellow

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  • Unimportant

    Doesn't matter, because nobody can make me believe these things.

    And if I were to believe any of them on my own, I would have lost my mind, so it wouldn't matter either.

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  • Treehugger29

    Raised as a Christian, grew up to believe only in myself, and my observations.

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  • lolol555

    Brought up a Catholic, became Agnostic. I'm thinking of looking into types of paganism, though, it seems like a pretty interesting religion. Not that I'll necessarily convert or anything, just curious about it.

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  • brankinton

    I'm pretty sure every atheist picked Buddhism

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    • Treehugger29

      LOL Nope, we choose to not vote at all.

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  • Holzman_67

    Church of the flying spaghetti monster.

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  • TheDarkHuman

    u should have added scientology and/or pastafarianism. i would have been curious to see how different the votes would have been :)

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  • Dot123

    Heaven's Gate, Raƫlism, Theosophy.

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    • disthing

      <3 Heaven's Gate.

      Truly insane.

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      • Holzman_67

        the movie that changed hollywood forever

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  • Selfi3

    None, I hate all that stuff. My mate is religious and is always getting me to pray and Im like "nah" I mean, one dude couldnt create the Earth, die and live again. If he created us, who created him? (Everyones got an opinion)

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    • TheDarkHuman

      but if he doesn't exist, then how was anything created in the first place. some people would say that it was the big bang that started the universe and i would agree with them, but how did that particle that started everything come into being? something cannot come from nothing. that's why i think that whether there's a god or not, the universe exists because of a time loop. but like u said, everyone has their own opinion.

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      • SuperBenzid

        If something cannot come from nothing then who created God?

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  • MakeLove,NotBabies

    I like being Agnostic. I used to be a Mormon though and if I had to choose out of your list, I'd say the Church of Euthanasia.

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    • flawdagirl

      Omg love your username!

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    • Crvsades

      Are you the retard posting all the overpopulation stuff on here?

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      • RETARDS,STOPHAVINGKIDS

        No. The person isn't. I am. Whatcha gonna do bout it, punk? If you breed, you're the retard just like every other stupid fuck who can't see the obvious issues we as a species are dealing with. It's you and other breeders and wanna-breeds that are the ones fucking our planet up. Shame on you all. Douchenozzles. If ya'll actually gave a damn, you'd all seek sterilization and adopt instead of making shitty replicas of yourselves.

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        • Crvsades

          You literally made an account just to reply to my comment. Lmao how mad did i make you? You're a puppet on my strings!

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          • charli.m

            She makes several accounts a week, if not in a day. You're not special.

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        • kelili

          I'm sure you're the obese girl who was once using Severusdaughter as nickname. Lmao

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        • noid

          Did you change your username AGAIN?

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    • donotmockme

      I think the Church of Euthanasia is interesting but also very immature in their antics.

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