Which torture would you prefer

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If you had a choice of a few different tortures which would you choose?

Getting anally violated with a cactus. 3
Having your willy put in a toaster and it turned on. 2
Dressing like a female gorilla in a cage of silverbacks 14
Or be made to use a blender as a vagina 2
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  • dom180
    12 years ago

    Dressed as a female gorilla, because they would still smell me and know it wasn't real.

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  • supercrazygerman
    12 years ago

    dude just thinking about it makes me cry in pain

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    I rather be tortured via S&M...

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  • Chillpill
    12 years ago

    As big and scary as gorillas look, their penises are actually tiny, much smaller than a human's. They could probably rough you up in other ways, but I'd take my chances with that rather than the cactus.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      that is true

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  • Iamagirl
    9 years ago

    Considering I don't have a 'willy', I will choose that

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  • electrome101
    12 years ago

    i choose sexually harased

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  • belbel000
    12 years ago

    I chose gorilla. Everything else is painful

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  • .Velveetuh.Cheeze.
    12 years ago

    what the fuck i would not prefer any of these

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