Which user goes with what animal?

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dirtybirdy is a bird I would say
kingofcarrotflowers is a bear

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Based on 12 votes (7 yes)
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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    I'm a narwhal, or something tarded....

    Uhhhh mel is a cassowary, Matt is a drop bear, Sam is a sweet koala, true is a racist seagul, dirty bird is a cute penguin, gypsy is an angry owl, it duz is a cat staring into the mirror and licking itself, darkoil is a beefcake kangaroo, don't eat stuff of the sidewalk is an opossum, cunsticklestick is a sugar glider, derpy is a super manly bunny...

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      Shuggy is a ferret with 80's glasses dancing to old school rap

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        Rainbow discharge is a cat in heat. Crusades is a tapeworm.

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        • RainbowDischarge
          9 years ago

          Yasss. I'm not just a cat, I'm a fuckin cat in heat!

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          • shuggy-chan
            9 years ago

            ITs 3A.M.!!!!! STFU and stop Yeowing already!!!!

            ^what was my life when my Females used to got in heat

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        • CountessDouche
          9 years ago

          Chained rage is a pink rat, raw sodium is a unicorn, mm3 is a star nosed mole, koda is an owl with glasses on, Danny Kanes is a fox.

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          • CountessDouche
            9 years ago

            Ellana is a Tasmanian devil. Dynomohum is a lovely deer resting in the sun.

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            • CountessDouche
              9 years ago

              Oh...and Alice is a sweet baby moo cow and EW is a hamster used in lab tests to measure the effects of crack in rodents....

              FUCK...I'm so bored at work today.

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            • dynamohumm
              9 years ago

              Thanks for that. :). Though right now I feel more like a dying deer (I am packing all my stuff right now to move back down to Sydney and have got stuff everywhere)

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          • Koda
            8 years ago

            Awesomeness! I love owls! I need to buy me some glasses.

            You know what's sad, though? I found this "story" when I was searching my username...

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          • chained_rage
            9 years ago

            ... I don't know if I should thank you, be upset... or drop the bass =/

            You're a clumsy squirrel :)

            I have this game on my tablet called Noogra Nuts. The squirrel has to crack nuts with his head, or with the help of 1 of 25 different hats, and then eat the nuts and jump over boulders and avoid getting squashed by the rocks falling from above

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            • CountessDouche
              9 years ago

              It's a compliment. One of my friends had a bald pink rat growing up. It used to sit on my shoulder. It was simultaneously humorous and intimidating...the most punk rock of pets, the animal embodiment of irony. You should be happy to be a pink rat.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      I'd be a cat version of this guy.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-plPj9LGu8 ;)

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        HAHAHAHAHA hahahaha

        Was that buffalo bill?

        The best part is them mangina at the end.

        Hahahaha I fucking hate you and love you at the same time.

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          Hell yeah it was! He's sexy, don't you think? ;)

          It's the Duz charm. You can't have one without the other! ;P

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          • derpyderp
            9 years ago

            I'm starting to see it...

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    • derpyderp
      9 years ago

      Yeah, um, thanks babe :|

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        Shush, you sexy sexy man bunny.

        *feeds you carrots*

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    • Incomplet
      9 years ago

      So Matt doesn't exist.

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        The stuff of legends...sweet yet funny, smart and sarcastic, and totally down to fuck with tourists...

        You're a giraffe... Kinda quiet, but above it all, able to raise your head up above the bullshit.

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        • Incomplet
          9 years ago

          Smooth response. And thanks.

          Although, I did expect to see myself as a dormouse. Often thought as a fairytale animal but really just a quiet creature who totally sizes you up behind the unassuming gaze.

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      • derpyderp
        9 years ago

        Yes he does!
        & he'll rip your fucking face off!

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        • Incomplet
          9 years ago

          C'mon, man. Trying to use Aussie tourist tactics on a Kiwi is like trying to teach a spoon to tango.

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          • derpyderp
            9 years ago

            Fucking Kiwis!

            You keep quiet about the drop bears & I won't say anything about the sheep. Deal?

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    • Neuria
      9 years ago

      what am I?

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        Polar bear.

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        • Neuria
          9 years ago

          why?

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          • CountessDouche
            9 years ago

            Because your snowy personality makes you blend into the proverbial background here, and your species (the nice dude type) is becoming slowly endangered due to a predominance of cuntbaggery...the ice is melting.

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            • Neuria
              9 years ago

              :o I've never seen you in chat how do you know my stereotype of being nice? And what does snowy mean I feel that that can be interpreted in different ways

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I'm clearly manbearpig.

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    • Koda
      8 years ago

      I think you'd be a trap spider.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    *swings from treebranch and hisses at all the other animals*

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      Fuck you monkey snake !!!!

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      • Koda
        8 years ago

        I see you as a raccoon or a chipmunk...

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        *plays possum*

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    :0 how did you know?

    Well, no point hiding it any longer might as well change my profile pic

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    • dirtybirdy
      9 years ago

      Bears are the frikkin bomb.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        9 years ago

        Yay! :D

        * hands you a freshly caught salmon *

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      • BobbyTheBear
        9 years ago

        I am the frikkkn bomb*

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    • Koda
      8 years ago

      I see a tiger...

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    • BobbyTheBear
      9 years ago

      Gtfo you will never be anything close to me.

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        9 years ago

        Oh, I thought you were a bear as in fat hairy gay man

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        • charli.m
          9 years ago

          Well that's far from close to you, sooo...

          Really, he's given you a huge compliment.

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          • kingofcarrotflowers
            9 years ago

            He has hasn't he :)

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        • BobbyTheBear
          9 years ago

          A bear as in i rule this shit and you all fear me.... FEAR ME.

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          • kingofcarrotflowers
            9 years ago

            No i can't get the image of an overweight middle aged man with a thick sea of black hair on his back and a dodgy 70's pornstar moustache, not an intimidating image

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            • BobbyTheBear
              9 years ago

              Well you were classified as a bear too then dumbass.

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  • Dot123
    9 years ago

    EccentricWeird an ass! A donkey.

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    • EccentricWeird
      9 years ago

      Thanks. If there were such a thing as a dickheadasaurus you'd be it.

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  • ThatOneDudez
    9 years ago

    I'm not an animal! I am obviously a tree!
    I am offended!

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    I think countessDouche nailed it :3

    If you all don't know what I am then!!! Fuck you :3

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    • charli.m
      9 years ago

      Oooh I know I know! You're a black and white horse :D

      Did I win?

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      • Aliceee93
        9 years ago

        :P you half won ;)

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        9 years ago

        Oh, I was getting zebra

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        • charli.m
          9 years ago

          Same thing. Or am I thinking of pandas?

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  • isaiahh123
    8 years ago

    theres a cat in my pic

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  • ChaoticBunny
    8 years ago

    Hmm. I dunno.
    I'd probably be a meerkat

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  • Koda
    8 years ago

    True is definitely a badger. Neuria's a woodpecker. EccentricWeird is some kind of big, tough-looking dog. Dot123 is either a porcupine or a wildebeest. Maybe he's a cross between the two.

    CountessDouche, you unofficially tagged me... I think you're a raven.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    If reincarnation is real I was probably a cat before.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Perhaps I'm a snake in the grass?

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    • Koda
      8 years ago

      I sorta see you as a snow leopard.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        You are kind.

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    Im the riddler I dont know take a guess?

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  • Rihyae
    9 years ago

    I'm a cat for sure :D.

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  • Anonnet
    9 years ago

    I'm a mole! Now you see me, now you don't!

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  • DolphinAngel
    9 years ago

    Hmm

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    • Mytwin295
      9 years ago

      Hmmmm indeed. I'm gonna guess hellhound :3

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I want someone to make one for me!

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      I did- you're a star nosed mole, beautiful in it's own way but a shy animal.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        I didn't see it, thanks!

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  • chained_rage
    9 years ago

    Well.. I am a pink rat, so my opinion can't be taken seriously :|

    :D :D :D

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  • Dazed_dreamer
    9 years ago

    They all wild!

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