Which users do you follow?

We all tend to read comments by certain users more often than comments by others. Which commenters do you tend to follow?

Nobody. I am the authority of all topics 8
It depends upon the posts I am interested in. 11
Other, please comment. 0
Only those who are better trolls than I am. 1
I follow people who make me angry. Someone has to straighten them out. 0
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Comments ( 35 )
  • Tommythecaty

    The ones with poor night vision 🤫

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    • dirtybirdy

      On the purrrrowllll

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      • Tommythecaty

        Yoooowwwllllling while prowling

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  • PurpleHoneycomb

    There's not enough regular users here to say I "follow" anyone. I just read whatever posts I missed every couple of days.

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  • miss_jass06

    That's a secret (:

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    • I caught you peeking

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  • dude_Jones

    I follow CountessDouche to build emotional tolerance;

    Boojum because he’s a good read;

    Sidewalk man, just to stay sharp;

    and Kholat for perspective from the non-English speaking world.

    Occasionally, trollmanship is interesting to study. Jethro will often troll at a very high level. Nobody dares to challenge him, so his threads are rare.

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    • Ihidabody

      You sure about that?

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    • Tinybird

      I blocked jethro because he was rude to me

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      • Jethro. If you are listening, you apologize to Tinybird right now. You must be courteous to gentle things.

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      • EnglishLad

        I always get mixed up between Jethro and Jinko

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Myself.

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  • darefu

    I never was a good follower!

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  • Cliche1234

    No one.

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  • Grunewald

    I don't 'follow' anyone but there are a few people who post points of view that I don't hear a lot elsewhere, so I sit up and take notice of them when I see them.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Don't'choo worry 'bout dat

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  • Tinybird

    Does anybody follow me?

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    • dude_Jones

      I just read your last 20 comments. I would say this:

      1. Your vivid descriptions of decrepit old people is BOSS shit. I could almost smell that unpleasant old people odor. Nicely done.

      2. The description of Covid symptoms was good. You used chronological ordering and the comparative commentary gave a nice perspective. More importantly, you didn’t repeat yourself.

      3. You’ve got to start using multiple paragraphs. If you don’t, you won’t make it thru Freshman English in college.

      4. Normally, “argumentation” is defined as answering all the questions you raise. Without it, it’s hard to score big on essay tests. See if you can tell which other users write with solid argumentation.

      5. I like you. You’re chirpy. Please hang around with us. 🦜

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      i lost track of you when you went into the parkin garage

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  • GuvnorsOtherWoman

    Nobody. Why would I want to do that? I'm leaving the site for good at the end of the week anyway.

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    • KholatKhult

      Yeah man *itches arm* just a few more days, I can stop at anytime too

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Why did you pick a specific date for it?

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      • GuvnorsOtherWoman

        Because I can.

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        • SkullsNRoses

          Fair enough, safe travels into the ether...

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          • GuvnorsOtherWoman

            Thank you, Skulls. Will miss you. Take care.

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            • Somenormie

              I'm sure gonna miss you on this site.

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    • Sorry to see you go. There’s handsome guys on Reddit. Maybe yalls can snag one of them.

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      • GuvnorsOtherWoman

        Don't do Reddit and never will. Don't want a man, don't need one.

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  • Somenormie

    I don't have anyone in mind that I follow

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  • 00

    I don't usually read comments here unless they're replying to my comments/posts, or if it's like 1 line long. My attention span sucks

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    • Ok. Here’s a one-liner for you to read.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Thats my biggest weakness in debates. My points are always like 10 seconds long. And if someone responds with a 2 minute rant I totally zone out and forget the topic

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      • Tommythecaty

        “I totally zone out and forget the topic”

        Every Hansburger post ever.

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        • 1WeirdGuy

          Haha yeah exactly

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  • Wow3986

    Nobody.

    From what I can tell, everyone on here are prejudiced pricks who aren't mindful of other people's feelings. Disgusting.

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