Which would you rather have?

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If you had to have one of these which would it be and why? If you already have one listed then would you switch it for a different affliction listed above?

dyslexia 13
aspergers 5
herpes 3
syphilis 2
gonorrhea 1
down syndrome 1
autism 3
chlamydia 3
AIDS 0
Cancer 0
other 7
dead 6
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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    This is an easy one for me , Chlamydia because it's very easy to get rid of .

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago

      I'm allergic to penicillin.

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      I agree it would be different if you couldn't cure it then I would go with dyslexia.

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    Other: A stack of pancakes.

    I win, bitch.

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    • RainbowDischarge
      8 years ago

      No. Waffles.

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago

        Either beats options listed.

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  • Freedom_
    8 years ago

    I can't decide between AIDS and dyslexia.

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    • VirgilManly
      8 years ago

      I'm torn between death and other.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I already have Asperger's and quite a few others due to a genetic disorder. I have already learned to somewhat deal with them but it still seems to cause me trouble getting anywhere in life.

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    • vitogenovese
      8 years ago

      Hilarious!

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      • heckleBucker
        8 years ago

        You're dumb.

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  • (s)aint
    8 years ago

    I´d swap my ADHD for chlamydia any day.

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  • MrsEdGein
    8 years ago

    I have got Asperger's but I'll swap it for Dead.

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  • zsdworknman
    8 years ago

    Too easy chlamydia c'mon

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    Nice list.....

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    I'll just stick with my preexisting afflictions, thanks.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      wouldn't want a trade?

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago

        Well, I definitely felt a lot lesdyxic after I quit the porn industry so I guess I'll go with that..

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        • Aries
          8 years ago

          all those money shots , didn't help your site any .

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  • RashRaichu
    8 years ago

    I already have Asperger's. I don't really want anything else. I'd go with Dyslexia, I guess but I already have an existing learning problem.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      wouldn't want a trade?

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