Which would you rather have, penis or vagina?

penis = easier peeing/masturbating

I'd quite like an interchangeable one. Sometimes it's no fun having a penis and I guess women think the same about their bajingoes.

In fact, if we all had interchangeable ones and were androgynous, the word gay wouldn't exist and would no longer be a dubious insult!

Penis. And i'm a girl!

1. Peeing is so much easier as a boy
2. Masturbation, even though girls have better orgasms, its harder. Trust us boys, it takes so long, it takes much more effort. Boys can do it whenever they want, they can be fast or slow. If you want to use lube and your a girl, you can't use just anything, you have to use some phalate free, fragrance free, sugar free, embarrassing bottle that is so obvious. If not face itching, rashes, chemical burns, pain. Get the picture?. Boys can just use hand lotion, an innocuous thing which isn't obvious and much easier to get.
3. Shaving, boys its easy, up and down with a razor and some gel and you're done. Girls, you end up with cuts, razor bumps, i once ended up with a large gash down the inside of my vulva wall. And when the hair grows back, you have to go through it all again.
4. Periods, before boys complain about wet dreams and jizzing in their pants listen to this. Imagine going through horrible stomach aches, pain, feeling tired and irritable. Every month for the rest of your adult life, at least until your 50. Then pair that with the hormones that make you horny, but you can't do much because your bleeding! oh yes you though i wouldn't get to the blood!. Imagine walking around with a nappy strapped to your underwear, which could leak, and leave you mortified. Worse so this bleeding could happen at anytime.
5. Pregnancy, 9 months of your life, carrying around a huge package. Pushing something the size of a melon out of something the size of a lemon. Not smoking, getting high, drinking, drinking caffeinated drinks, going on roller coasters, eating certain foods and drinks you may love, for 9 months. Being the one to deal with this on your own.
6. Rape, yes boys. I know men get raped, its an evil thing that should happen to no one regardless of gender. But men are much less likely to be raped than women.
7. Pregnancy scares, you sit back all smiling after sex, us girls get the test, take the pill, get the procedures to prevent it, take the morning after pill. In the end if the father doesn't care, we are left to deal with an unwanted pregnancy. It affects us the most. Whether that means having to go through the horrible process of having an abortion, to raising a child on our own and having the stigma of being a single parent, or heartrendingly giving up their child, their own flesh and blood.
8. This vagina comes with less rights, less pay than men, in certain countries women are treated as lesser than men.

I love being a girl, i wouldn't change that. But mother nature certainly played tricks on us girls when it came to biology.
Any boys wanna say why I'm wrong? I am up for hearing an argument against having a penis.

I'd say the penis since we dont have periods or have to give birth to a baby

Having a vagina would make getting someone to have sex with you alot easier

I'm a boy, but sometimes I wish I was a girl, so I could have a vagina. Girls have so much more options when masturbaing, and guys are stuck with the same shit.

I'd like to have a Venis or a Pagina so I could stay home & fuck myself.

having a penis wud b way easier

no doubt...vagina

Penis I do not know why

Vajayjay.

Penis would be better, because guys don't have to worry about anything getting stuck....ugh :/

let me see, the perks of having a penis are not having periods(no tampons to worry about) peeing while standing up (which i love to do) No yeast infections (ewwww!) not worrying about getting pregnant. (who wants to deal with that) penetration (hell yea!)

Vagina perks are multiple orgasims (thats about it) you choose

A penis. I would love to masturbate with 1. Vaginas are just not as fun it seems.

I am not gay but if I had vagina I would have fuck the brains out of every guy I met.....Total slut......!!!! Also as a man I masturbate with my hands jerking......and for women they can take anything inside that looks like dick....!!! lol

good lord.. lol

guys have lots of penis problems .. and cant get hard all the time ... im a female and always happy in sex, unless its with someone who cant last more than a few minuets ^___^ so ill stick with vagina

Plus if i had a penis thats kinda sick .. wouldnt that scare ever guy??

both m8

Even tho I have a penis I do wonder what would be like to have a vagina.

Ill choose penis anytime because i like pussies. If i have a vagina i have to stick gross penises in my pussy. I have penis of other men. Only mine i love.

A vagina would be easier to mastrubate with, but then you have to deal with periods and infections and all that shit. A penis doesn't have those issues but once you cum you cum, unlike a vagina which can have multiple orgasms in a short amount of time, so it's really hard to decide.

If you get horny with a pussy u don't get a huge lump in your pants which is really notisable

Penis because I have one and in a way it's simply easier. Being a woman, you have to worry about looks and hygiene more and there is less tolerance for a disheveled appearance or untidy looks. Women have to focus on looking "pretty" all the time. Also, there is the risk of rape/sexual assault that men rarely have to deal with. Additionally, if that were not enough, women are simply better looking than me are and even a lot of women would agree. Even a lot of women say that women are more beautiful than men. So, all in all being female is probably a lot worse than being male especially in western society

I would rather have a penis than a vagina but if I could choose another erotic female organ, it would have to be:
THE CLITORIS!!!

IDK mate i like both do i am not trying to be gay or anything buth i think penis is better you can pee better and have better sex

it would be great having both (penis and vagina) alternately of course. Sometimes wiht a penis, and sometimes with a vagina.

To which part of your body are you going to locate them so that your penis can bend back to fuck your vagina?

Vagina,

Guys cant get horny in public because there would be a massive buldge in your pants

i would have a vagina cause u would have tits man tits hooray

LOL, I can't stop laughing! you wanna fuck you self! oh! that's really cool! fuck your vagina with your own penis!

vagina it would feel much better to me than the equipment i have now even if women do get periods at least it would feel right
besides multiple orgasms (yay!) no seriously i would choose that or both even

I'm a guy and I always want a vagina just for a day not cuz I'm homosexual just cuz it would be cool! And well I like peeing in my pants and I want to do it from a vagina cuz it would be much easier that having a annoying boner!

I don't really know. I love jacking off but I would love to experience the feeling of having a vagina

Can I just have one of each,, ? I would like them to be close enough together where I can put my dick in my pussy and fuck myself..

i want a vagina just 4 one day but i would be lesbian

Having a vagina would be easier but having a penis is more fun.

Vag without the period? if so I would but if not ill stick with my dick

ive had a penis long enough and the allure of a vagina is very temping. after all women seem to really have a good time with em

Both so I could piss in my vagina. And then fuck myself and I could have sex with 9 people at once.