Who would be your ideal hot date?

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A Medjool vindaloo curry 3
My partner(s) 11
A fictional character 8
A celebrity 3
A colleague 1
Someone who doesn't know I exist 6
Some random I saw and liked 3
Other (please specify) 3
Not met them yet but I'll know when I see them 1
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  • megadriver

    I already have my ideal hot date and I'm gonna marry her this summer.

    But our ideal date would be on a yacht... being on a yacht makes everything so much better.

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    • charli.m

      Awww congrats :)

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      • megadriver

        Thank you! I'm happy that my girlfriend can stay post Brexit with me in Germany, because she's a university student. We had planned if the hard Brexit came, I'd just sign her as an employee in my business to get her a visa.

        After this summer, it won't matter tho because she will be a citizen of the EU once more... much to her father's annoyance.

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    • KholatKhult

      Epic moment

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    • SwickDinging

      Great news. Congrats. I remember you saying you wanted to ask her... glad you're doing it. Despite what a lot of miserable fuckers will tell you on here, being married can be pretty great.

      Good luck!

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    • MonteMetcalfe

      Sometimes being on a bender makes things so much better.

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  • A truck stop hooker.

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  • my_life_my_way

    I put someone who doesn’t know exist as in someone I haven’t met yet, but presumably they’d know I exist while we’re on the date

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    • S0UNDS_WEIRD

      I would like to go on a date with someone who doesn't know I exist while we're on the date. She's on the bed watching Unsolved Mysteries. I'm beneath the bed about to create a new episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

      Kidding. The wording of the post brings that to mind though.

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      • Curiouskitten444

        Yeah i did not know how to take it any other way lmao

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    • Pilum

      Same.

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  • BleedingPain

    True story:

    On my last trip to israel, i took date pits from a restaurant and now have 4 lovely date Palms growing in my house

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    • Cool! How are they doing?

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      • BleedingPain

        Well my dad (who is a botanist) killed 2 of them... the other two are not doing so hot cause they need year round warmth and we live in a hot cold climate 😢

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  • sweetone89

    A tall, good looking, wealthy man who is always faithful.

    Girls can dream, right?

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    • megadriver

      And what are you going to provide in return? XD

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      • sweetone89

        The ability of letting him being seen with me!! LOL

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          meh

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        • olderdude-xx

          He's probably going to be looking for more than that.

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    • darefu

      Lol

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  • GuvnorsOtherWoman

    My celebrity crush.

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  • Dot123

    ur mum

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  • someone who doesn't exist:

    either a perfect-looking dude with a fat, uncut cock and a big bank account w/ good personality who can also protect me, or a really nice, serviceably attractive woman w/ a good job who doesn't want kids and is willing to cuck me if I ask. The woman must not complain about me not understanding her shit and/or kind of being a slob.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    No one.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      I think the curry option was put here for the likes of us and I appreciate that.

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      • Yep. This one's for all the aros, ases and those who might otherwise fund amatonomrativity uncomfortable ^_^

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        • SkullsNRoses

          This world needs more souls like you.

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          • I was really hoping someone would notice! Let's just say there's a reason I said what I said.

            Thank you!

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  • LloydAsher

    My girlfriend. Perfect mix of quirky, warmth, and adorable. Shes the fire in my hearth

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    • Grunewald

      Is that 'Mrs Asher'?

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      • LloydAsher

        Yep ❤

        Best person I've ever met.

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        • Grunewald

          Awww

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          • LloydAsher

            Shes new on here. Wanted to see my "inner self" more.

            I'm fine with it. Fully intend on marrying her, it's just not the right time given the circumstances. Shes my everything.

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            • SkullsNRoses

              Our first IIN wedding? Just make sure not to tell Mr Wedding Crasher...

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            • Grunewald

              That's lovely 💕! If you can share IIN with her then there are probably few depths of trust you wouldn't go to.

              I can admit - with a little bit of shame - being a teensy-weensy bit jealous - maybe in my very wildest of dreams 😳. We'd probably have driven each other mad arguing about our disareements, though 😂!!

              You two take good care of each other. Mrs Asher, you have yourself a fine catch! He is sure to treat you well 🙂.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    I put fictional character cause i dont know if these people exist. A white twink with brown or green eyes that is into horror movies and film or a sexy white or asian pear shaped woman with brown or green eyes that is into horror movies and film. Both need to make me laugh and have fun.

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    • Curiouskitten444

      Down voted huh. Sad times.

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  • Grunewald

    A lanky, clean-shaven, nerdy-looking man with intellectual interests who wants to grow in personally in his faith and has quiet ambitions live out his Christianity in meaningful ways, which I could join him in. He might also be recovering from mental health issues of some sort - at least, I don't mind if that's the case, with the exception of one or two conditions that tend to destroy relationships, like alcoholism. I imagine he would be a little shy, maybe with an autistic spectrum inclination. Blue-eyed and bespectacled is ideal. I like thick hair; especially blonde. I'm 31 and my ideal age range is roughly 25-38. I bet it'll be the kind of guy who fears he might be 'forever alone'. He won't have had much past experience; maybe he'll have had to spend a long time figuring himself out, or dealing with romantic attachments to other men.

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    • Curiouskitten444

      God damn

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      • Grunewald

        Why? I'm old enough by now to be a realist. Now you've got me curious 😅

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    • 360Degrees

      wow this describes me perfectly, although I left Christianity behind in search of something else. I'm 27 and will probably be alone for a long time because I'm painfully shy.

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      • Curiouskitten444

        Ayy OP is a match maker

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