Who would win in fight?

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Who would win in a fist fight? The Queen or the President? No help allowed.

Bonus points: describe how it'd go down!

Joe Biden 14
Queen Elizabeth II 17
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  • MonteMetcalfe
    1 year ago

    She'd kick him in the nuts. End of story.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      I'd love to see her put her little purse down, take her 1-inch heels off and go for it! It'd be a dream come true. And all the corgis barking at him!

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    • LloydAsher
      1 year ago

      That's assuming his nuts are working and he isnt on every pain suppressant on the planet.

      Hes governing like hes on something.

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  • raisinbran
    1 year ago

    They would shuffle towards each other and then tip over on impact. It'd come down to which one would hit the ground first based on wind speed and direction.

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  • AsterBean
    1 year ago

    Biden is old school, he would never hit a lady. I believe he would forfeit and the Queen would still punch him out for being a pussy. And he would take it like a gentleman.

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  • OSCARUK
    1 year ago

    Sadly i would have to say Joe Biden due to the Queens current failing health and mobility issues.. Biden would appear to float like Ali compared to her.

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  • lavaskip
    1 year ago

    Joe biden would forget where he's at and start wandering around

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  • DarkMatter
    1 year ago

    I'm British so obviously I think the Queen would win. I imagine the Queen taking out her sword and guillotining him in one blow.

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    If they’re fighting on flat terrain, Biden.

    If they’re fighting on a flight of stairs, the queen.

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  • Sunshinegirl
    1 year ago

    Actually today the previous Queen Elizabeth would win a fight with Joe Biden.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    Joe Biden easily

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      How? Describe, please!

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      • 1WeirdGuy
        1 year ago

        Dont play stupid

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          1 year ago

          Don't play yourself!

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          • 1WeirdGuy
            1 year ago

            joe biden a 6 foot tall former athlete vs a 5'4 royal woman whos never even had to wipe her own ass or been in a fight. Hmmmmm I cant decide

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            • PurpleHoneycomb
              1 year ago

              Not to mention the age difference. They're both geezers, but one is significantly older than the other.

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  • Curiouskitten444
    1 year ago

    I could see Joe Biden bitch slapping the queen of need be. I can also see the queen being savage about it too.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Mm... you're avoiding expressing an opinion... who would win?

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      • Curiouskitten444
        1 year ago

        The queen cause she might do some eye poking and has probably already killed a man

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          1 year ago

          Hahaha you're so cute!

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