Why can't you homies accept i'm not your butler to act to your liking?

That includes my mother, my brothers, my housemate, friends, and bums begging me for cigarettes, why can't any of these people face the fact that I'm a person and not a butler to serve you, to have your kind of etiquette, to roll cigarettes your way or to make you coffee the way you ask for it?

I deserve my arse kicked? I'm not your butler to press your clothes, put starch on your nightcap, iron your newspaper, and enslave myself to anything you want, so treat me like a person and not a butler.

And I'm not your butler to humiliate myself singing "Chinese Lady" or have sex with you, so once again stop acting like I'm your butler.

I don't have to adjust my morals, etiquette, coffee, clothes, shoes, behaviours, bearing, prestige, conventions, personality (personal behaviour), achievements, wipe my arse for you, wipe the crumbs off your bottom lip, or make everything spiffy exactly the way you like it! I'm a person and not a butler.