Why do all the fetish posts have the same cadence?

Why are all of the fetish/fantasy posts written the same way? The title will be something fairly specific and then the body of the post is basically just a jumble of dirty words. For example...

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is it normal that after 30 years of marriage I want to try this?

Big titty facesitting so sexy I want her to sit on my face with her huge ass after I cum in her asshole and pussy

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Comments ( 22 )
  • Clunk42

    They're all written by the same people, of course.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    The ol’ bait and switch.

    I do wish this fetishist would make more of an effort, bland descriptions of common fetishes just don’t cut the mustard. I want to be repulsed.

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    • Right? The title always builds it up to be something way more disgusting than it really is. And the body of the post is always the same terrible grammar and bland descriptions. If you're writing those kinds of posts to be shocking, then be shocking dammit. If you're writing them to get off, then write them in a way that other people can get off on it, not like they're reading a pamphlet with bullet points checking off attributes about the fetish

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      • SkullsNRoses

        It’s “IKEA eroticism” meets Wikipedia, sans basic grammar and punctuation.

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        • That makes me so hot

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I picture a old awkward bald guy with cheeto dust all over his keyboard

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i looked at my scrotum once

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    • Disgraceful. Report yourself to the police at once

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    • MonteMetcalfe

      I hate when that happens.

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  • EnglishLad

    This has made my night! XD

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Because the trolls on here aren't creative. That's why the gay ass posts or the cross-dressing posts keep being posted over and over again.

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  • Tommythecaty

    They’re written by the same people over and over.

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  • jethro

    That's about right. Most of those genre of posts are just for getting attention or a rise out of people. They are basically just under aged people or simply trolls wanting attention. I never take them seriously and if I do reply, it will be with an equally ridiculous answer.

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    • Iambillythemenacetosociety

      No dude, all you do is get pissed and call them a troll.😂

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      • jethro

        Ok then. You are most definately a troll.

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        • Iambillythemenacetosociety

          *Definitely

          You most definitely can't spell.

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          • jethro

            Be that as it may, it makes you no less a troll. So deal with that one.

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    Try reading sexualized memes sometime. They have the writing capabilities of 4th graders.

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    • Iambillythemenacetosociety

      You would obviously know.

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