Why do men love talking about their bowel movement?

The size of it or the quantity of it, sometimes proud sometimes excited after a dump? IIN?

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Based on 34 votes (13 yes)
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  • Dulse.

    It's like giving birth to a whole bacterial colon-y, or something.

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    • Icy what you did there

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  • KeddersPrincess

    Because women don't poop.

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    • regisphilbin

      this

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  • Avant-Garde

    What about the females that love to talk about their bowel movements?

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  • charli.m

    Can't say I've noticed this.

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  • Udi's_Anal_Beads

    men's poop is superior

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  • MangoTango

    You should hear what comes up as conversation among Gastroenterologists, at lunch or dinner, no less! They like to talk crap.

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  • NastyDoctor

    It's okay to be happy about doing something BIG in life.

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  • notaterrorist

    it's the same as when women talk about their children.

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  • Miezekatz

    another question, why did you post this in the ART category??? Strange to me. Or is he making some pattern or whatever with his bowel movements??? pfff OMG

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    • You clearly have never popped a squat on an empty canvas and painted it with explosive diarrhea

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  • Miezekatz

    hahaaahaaaa, thank you for this comment :-)))

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  • ThatOneDudez

    It's not just men, It's old people as well...
    It may just be my family, but my grandparents are always talking about health problems and the bathroom... Even at restaurants out in the open...

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  • cocoapeaches

    I'd love to talk about it, but my demure female nature forbids it. Instead I just spend a long, long time thinking about it. :( Wish I had a buddy to openly discuss it with.

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  • Koda

    They're open. They're confident.

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  • Unimportant

    I don't.
    But, according to the IIN-standard, I am not really a man anyway.

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  • Freedom_

    I think I'm a man.

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  • disthing

    Do they?! I'm a man. Never really felt a desire to share details about what my bowels are up to.

    I've a mate who likes to announce when he's going to take a massive dump. But I don't think he's representative of the typical man...

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