Why do old people talk about gross things?

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I work in a regular store( not pharmacy) and every other day old people tell me disgusting details. Just a few:
Telling me about their green diarrhea
Showing me a gnarly leg wound
Telling me why they wear adult diapers
Asking about vaginal lube for " dry vajayjay"
Telling me he uses foot cream for his crotch
Are all old people this gross? Also old guys hit on me a lot.( Often after telling me about a gross problem).

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  • LloydAsher
    4 years ago

    No more social barriers to let out your weirdness. Old people are allowed to do so, it's a privilege that you get by living so long.

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    • howaminotmyself
      4 years ago

      Also, they don't give a fuck what you think.

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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago

    "Ye I've got this pungent, green-brown diarrhea that keeps running into my legs wound". *Pulls up trouser to show stinking mangled leg wound*, "anyway, wanna get something to drink, sexy?"

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Lol pretty much...

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  • litelander8
    4 years ago

    When customers over share, I ask them what color their socks are.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    4 years ago

    Idk but when I use to go to the methadone clinic (methadone severly constipulates you) i would not shit for two weeks at a time. I would get 2 weeks of medicine and run out the day before I was supposed to go back so I was sick and the constipation would go away. So one day as soon as I entered the clinic it hit me. I had to shit so bad and it was like my stomach was gonna explode. So I went to the public bathroom at the clinic and I proceeded to take a massive shit, the only problem was the turd was too massive.

    It hurt so bad and i got maybe 4 inches of the turd hanging out and it was like 4 inches in diameter and it hurt so much I couldnt push anymore. THE TURD WAS STUCK!!!. So I panicked and weighed my options. Should I call 911? Scream for help? Grab the turd and pull it out!? I was freaking out and I had no idea what I was gonna do. Then I just decided to push as hard as I can one last time. So I pushed and then finally the turd shot out but it literally ripped my asshole and blood was pouring into the toilet. Like I mean a steady stream. This turd that came out of me could have been a world record. I wish I had taken a picture. It was around a foot long and solid as concrete. And it was so fuckin fat too I couldnt believe it came out of me.

    So now I have a bloody asshole, im in pain, I dont know what to do. So I take out the methadone they just gave me, put it in a syringe and injected about 100mg into my veins and walked outta there like a pimp.

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    • --
      3 years ago

      Such a lovely story! Has suspense, horror, humour and we are all on edge for the protagonist but at the same time we just want mr poop to hang in there.
      And even when the story is over we still want more, we still have questions, we still want to know if one flush was enough to send the little old poop home.

      10 out of 10.

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
        3 years ago

        True story too. The feeling of having a turd stuck like that is terrifying. It hurt soooo bad I couldnt push anymore because it hurt so bad. Was a terrible experience. As soon as I was done I couldnt shoot up quick enough. They gave you this liquid shit and Id inject it everytime they gave it to me. I got in car wrecks all the time on the way home too. Those were wild times of my life. Idk how I didnt die. Somehow I kept a job the whole time too and I'd walk up in my work like a fuckin zombie. Id be close to death in there working.

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    4 years ago

    That's disgusting, that is messed up them telling you that.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    4 years ago

    Yes a lot of old people love nothing more than inflicting their disgusting bodily functions on a captive audience.

    They probably hit on you afterwards because their memories are so bad they’ve already forgotten what they just told you.

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  • --
    4 years ago

    I had yellow sloppy jaloppy just a while back that burnt my bum like I was getting fvcked by satans tail.

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  • rocketdave
    4 years ago

    They are probably very lonely and have been so for years, I'm 71 in a month but don't talk in that way to anybody.
    I happen to be English of celtic ancestry (Scot) and now live in Thailand, where in the USA are you?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Im in the eastern US

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    • Mammal-lover
      4 years ago

      Nice! Thailajx seems dope, I look forward to staying there for awhile in the future

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