Why do people dislike cargo shorts?

I love me some cargo shorts. They're comfy and I can carry an entire arsenal in the pockets

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Based on 10 votes (7 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • LloydAsher

    I dislike shorts in general. Unless I'm out at the beach or something pants are my go to for every weather condition.

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  • hellurimbored

    why do u care if other ppl dislike it everyone has opinions bro jus wear what u want. i personally dont like khaki cargo shorts on guys i prefer cargo sweat shorts those look alot better. but if u like it go rock it u can be diff than everyone else nowadays. also cargo shorts are like 2000s vibes u could dress it down with some jordans a hoodie

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  • If I was a girl I'd wear skirts with compression shorts underneath every day

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  • Bassmachine

    Cargo shorts are bulky and the length is too long (below the knee) on most and aren't true "shorts" imo.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Cargo shorts and pants are all I've worn for decades. I also make long cargo skirts out of the pants but this year I'm gonna do a few from the shorts.

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  • litelander8

    Are they not just khakis with pockets..?

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      • litelander8

        Soo.. yes. Lol.

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  • kikilizzo

    Because they're extremely ugly.

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    • I am too. I call that coordinating my outfits

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      • SkullsNRoses

        If you wish to look terrible I suggest a utilikilt.

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  • raisinbran

    They’re good for stealth defecation on public transportation.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      This flashed me back to that idiot on 2000s Yahoo Answers asking if his crush would stop liking him because “when I saw her I farted and a small turd fell of my pants”.

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      • RoseIsabella

        OMG, that's hilariously pathetic!

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      • Jh9856

        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      • Bassmachine

        So true! 😂

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    • ospry

      Just poop straight into one of the pockets and save for later

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      • Bassmachine

        LMAO 😂 perfect when wearing brown or shit green.

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    • Tommythecaty

      Stealth defecation 🤣

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