Why do people do this?

Why do people compare which way the roll of toilet paper goes? You're wiping yourself anyways!

Secondly I know I asked this before, but why do ladies chat in the bathroom? I'm a girl and I don't function like that. Men certainly don't do this! Ladies, it's simple; first you go to the bathroom, then wash your hands, then you get the fuck out of the bathroom! You don't have to bring other girls for gossip or pep talks! By you doing this, other ladies like me are holding our bladder or bowls for knows how long!

Next this may be just me, but I can't stand it when there are many stalls and someone picks the one right next to me! Especially if it's a kid! Like how dare you! Now I feel awkward because I can't go for a number 1,2, or a combo without hearing you go for the same thing.

Finally, I can't stand dirty toilets or toilet seats. It's different when I am in public because I cover the seat with toilet paper. On the other hand, it's a different story if it's at home. I get so irritated when someone leaves drops of piss or traces of crap on the seat. Ummmmm eww! Clean that shit up! Moreover, it's even worse for someone who doesn't flush! Yeah there's the saying "If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down". I don't listen to it because it's gross doing my business in a contaminated toilet. This is probably why some people pick the stall right next to me, but this leads to another problem. Janitors, do your fucking job properly! This issue wouldn't be here if you cleaned the toilets and the urinals!

Anyways, rant over

Am I the only one who feels this way?

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  • Moe_Moe_Kyun

    You can add "people parking right next to your car when there's multiple parking spots nearby(some of which are closer to the place they're trying to get to)"

    I went to the park with 2 people once to sit down and eat our food at the tables(since the restaurant we got the food from was drive through only with no place to sit down at) and it was during school hours(so no parents and kids filling up the park) so the entire parking lot was empty minus the bathroom janitors car, and the car of one mom with her toddlers who was already leaving when we were pulling into the parking lot

    Person 1:
    "where do you want me to park at?"
    Person 2:
    "anywhere is fine just don't park next to that car"
    Person 1:
    "why? Do they seem suspicious? Do you think they're gonna mug you or something? No one is even in that car right now"
    Person 2:
    "I don't care if no one is in that car right now just don't park there"
    Person 1:
    "but why though??"
    Person 2:
    "because this whole entire parking lot is empty and I hate when there's plenty of other parking spots for someone to pick from and of all places they gotta park right next to me. So don't go and do the same thing to that person"
    Person 1:
    "Oooookaaaay whatever you say"

    *car is now parked with plenty of parking spaces between*

    *sees another person pulling into the park parking lot, looking for a spot(of which there are many)*

    Person 2:
    "watch that person end up parking right next to us"
    Me:
    "nah they wouldn't do that THE WHOLE ENTIRE PARKING LOT is empty why would they want to park right next to us?"

    *person parks right next to us. They also park poorly so there's little room between our car door and theirs. They also have kids in the car and expect to squeeze a carseat and unfolded stroller through the small space between our car and theirs*

    Person 2:
    *clicks teeth* "what the fuck did I tell you. I knew this shit would happen!"
    Me and person 1:
    *laughing at this perfect comedic timing*
    Person 2:
    "well don't just sit there! Move the damn car!"
    Person 1:
    "come on. Is it really that serious? We're already parked why do we gotta move when we got here first?"
    Person 2:
    "move the damn car! I don't want to be parked next to that bitch!"

    *person one starts the car up again and pulls out to move us to a different parking spot far away from "that bitch!"*

    *"that bitch!" makes confused face as to why we moved away from her and then proceeds to get out and walk further to get to the playground area with her kids when she could've just parked in one of the many open parking spaces that was literally RIGHT NEXT TO the playground*

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    I guess some people see it as a security blanket like "no bad guys will come up and do anything to me when I got this witness and fellow citizen who will protect me right next to me" but in reality you never know if that person you park right next to could be the person trying to swoop you up in their car... Or in this case could be someone who gets pissed or annoyed whenever someone parks right next to them in an empty lot lol

    For all the people who do this, keep in mind that you could also be scaring some people. For the person who was already parked there first it seems super suspicious that this random ass car just so happened to magically pop up shortly after they parked in an empty lot(as if being followed and waiting for an opportunity to get caught alone with no witnesses around) and of all the parking space choices, they chose to be parked right next to you

    It also makes matters worse when they sit in their car for a while(as if waiting for you to get out to make their move) or have really dark tinted windows(as if they don't want you to see their face, let you see them watching you, or let you see what shady things they're hiding in the car)

    It's just not a good idea. Just park somewhere else if you can

    (this stuff obviously doesn't exactly apply the same to parking lots that are fully packed or when the only empty parking spots are ones really far from the place you're trying to get to and spots closer to the front are rare so you gotta swoop it up while you can before someone else gets it and you get stuck having to park where there's no shade, less parking lights, or in a spot where no one really has a good view of you if something were to happen)

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  • CDmale4fem

    I agree, but in the roll over or under, I prefer over. I am losing my vision so to find the end of roll over the top really is almost a necessity. Fault me if you feel so inclined, but that's my way.

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  • mauzi

    The only thing I've noticed girls say in the bathroom is things like oh my god who's pooping in here! but to be fair it should just play loud(er) music and have odor neutralizers, so we can take a dump in a damn bathroom, free of judgement!!

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    • LOLFanProductions

      I witnessed girls having full blown conversations about gossip, or having a pep talk. Makes me want to hurl!

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      • mauzi

        Oh yeah I've heard girls talking on the phone I'm like, doesn't the other person hear you peeing and everything else? Weird but I guess it's socially acceptable, especially since everyone else is subjected to the same thing in public bathrooms. ohhh well. I usually just hear trash talk if anything, it's cringey.

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  • NormalAdventure

    I always wondered about the toilet paper roll myself. After all these years someone finally gave me an explanation that made sense: "The toilet paper roll should be installed so that the paper dispenses away from the wall so that it's easier to grab". I know a guy who had a girlfriend break up with him because he installed the roll the other way. I personally don't care but to some people it's serious business.

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  • TerriAngel

    Public toilets are nasty.
    The worst are some of the rest areas..
    I dont want to use them,but.

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  • litelander8

    I'm make tons of friends in the bathroom. And I also fix the toilet paper to be dispensed properly.

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