Why do people get mad when i scratch my itchy balls in public

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why do they do it? my balls are itchy, do you expect me to just leave it like that and endure the pain? i scratched my balls once and some fat ugly disgusting land whale come up to me and says, "that's public indecency." shut the fuck up bitch, who the fuck asked you?

i waved my nutsack at her and said, "How's this for public indecency? BITCH!" security grabs me and kicks me out of the store like the fucking idiots they are. IT'S MY FUCKING BALLS BITCH! DO I REALLY HAVE TO LET THEM ITCH?!??!?!!??! IT FUCKING HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!11

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  • litelander8
    1 year ago

    You could try washing them properly.

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  • RoyyRogers
    1 year ago

    If you are in that much pain you should consult a doctor.

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  • Grunewald
    1 year ago

    Dude, sounds like you need to get those checked out.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety
    1 year ago

    The better question is, how often are you not washing yourself for it to itch?

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  • Narwhalbabe
    1 year ago

    The question is WHY are they itchy? Are you dirty and sweaty? Obese? Have fleas? If you solve the problem no more itchies.
    Start by being clean, wearing comfortable well fitting undies and pants, use some powder maybe and don't have bugs.
    Ya welcome .

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  • JellyBeanBandit
    1 year ago

    As stupid and unbelievable as this post is, in all seriousness, I do scratch them in public now and then. I try to do it discreetly but I'm not really that bothered if it's a bit obvious what I'm doing. What harm does it do?

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  • RoseIsabella
    1 year ago

    That's gross.

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    I mean, I scratch myself down there when I'm itchy too even in public. I don't give a fuck and no one has given me shit for it. When I am itchy, then I will itch. Fuck societal standards.
    The last part though, about waving your balls in her face is not normal and comes off as very troll-y.

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