Why does my face look uglier on walmart's self checkout cameras?

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I don't know if it's just me, but whenever I go to Walmart and use their self checkouts, the cameras literally make me feel so ugly. It's like I'm a different person. I tend to avoid looking at it whenever I go, but when I catch a glimpse of myself on it, boy do I look hideous LOLOLS. Please share if you think Walmart cameras suck in general.

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  • bbrown95
    1 year ago

    I'm pretty sure it's the fluorescent lighting. It doesn't flatter anyone!

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  • Tommythecaty
    1 year ago

    Walmart, a store for overweight, tusk wielding animals.

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    • 1WeirdGuy
      1 year ago

      Cant walk? Its fine we have a fleet of industrial level motor scooters

      Cant even roll out of the car into a motor scooter? We now bring the groceries to your car! No moving necessary.

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      • raisinbran
        1 year ago

        They do bedside delivery now so you can shove cookies directly into your food hole without forklifting your 600 pound ass to the car.

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        • 1WeirdGuy
          1 year ago

          Ahahahahahha yesss

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  • SkullsNRoses
    1 year ago

    We don’t have Walmart over here but I too look like a walking corpse on checkout cameras. I suspect they’re deliberately unflattering to avoid people checking themselves out and holding up the queue.

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    • LloydAsher
      1 year ago

      With your name I just presumed that.

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      • SkullsNRoses
        1 year ago

        Haha, I like to think I look more like a Victorian ghost than a walking corpse, I try to save that for Halloween.

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    • yourAveragePublicBench
      1 year ago

      welppp, that makes sense :(

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    its so you look weird if you do anythin jackass enough to be on the news

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  • RoseIsabella
    1 year ago

    ... because Walmart is all about the ugliness.

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  • LloydAsher
    1 year ago

    Because you are ugly. You are shopping at a walmart, peasant.

    I like walmart

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  • DADNSCAL
    1 year ago

    We're all a lot uglier on cam. Those who aren't are called movie stars.

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    • yourAveragePublicBench
      1 year ago

      facts LOLOLS

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    • Somenormie
      1 year ago

      and we get a lot uglier as time progresses

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