Why does ohio love arson?

Like all of its major cities be lighting up: Cleveland, Columbus, Cinicnatti, Dayton and Toledo.

So do the medium cities: Akron, Elyria Springfield, Warren, and Youngstown.

And let’s through in a small city, Sandusky. They all be burning it up.

But why, I ask you? Is it because Ohio has an abundance of freshwater that needs balanced? Are they cold? Do they like to smell of burning material? Why? Will we ever know?