Why the fuck did i try to eat cat shit?

Occasionally, my dog will snatch up cat shit outside and eat it, and I wondered why. So, I for some reason got curious about what it tasted like and decided to give it a try. I tried eating a small piece from the litterbox, a really small piece.

And holy shit, it was fucking disgusting! As soon as I tried to eat it, I just started to wretch. I cannot even describe the disgusting, vile taste that I experienced. I did it this morning, and I still cannot get the taste out of my mouth. I still just feel nauseous, and I honestly think I may be getting sick. I feel like such an idiot for being curious enough what it would taste like to try it, holy shit that was bad.

The taste was just indescribable, I can't even compare it to anything. Just imagine the grossest thing you ever tasted in your entire life times 1000. I hope I don't get sick from it, but honestly I think I might. I am just starting to feel ill, hopefully it'll pass.

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Comments ( 7 )
  • IrishPotato

    Because natural selection wants to happen.

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  • charli.m

    Are you expecting sympathy?

    Zero tolerance for imbeciles.

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  • Sexualized_Polycheate_Worm

    thanks for doing this so the rest of us don't have to

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  • curious-bunny

    I've tasted human poop before, tastes like dirt that's been burned and gonebad. Yea the stuff tastes disgusting. It cured me right up on my scat fetish

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  • SKDM007

    WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?

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  • SwickDinging

    Toxoplasmosis doesn't sound like fun. I think some people get no symptoms though so maybe you'll be ok?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Well at least you know not to do it again. XD

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