Why the he'll is soccer so gay?

today i was watching sum soccer, and i thought how gay people are to watch or play soccer! they have little gay shorts and shirts. and the objective is gay. does any1 else think dis? soccer sucks all soccer fans suck because they r so gay. is dis normal

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  • pogos

    I think complaining about a sport on the Internet is gay. Fag.

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  • dappled

    I think you're wrong. I had to look up the definition of "gay" in the dictionary but nowhere did it say "people participating in the playing or watching of Association Football".

    I'll lend you my dictionary so you can check it out. Looking at your post, you may want to keep it for a while and brush up on your spelling.

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    • flutterhigh

      No, I'm pretty sure that participating in a group activity involving opposing teams attempting to maneuver an object into a net is scientifically classifiable as analogous to putting penis in your butthole, which is clearly an objectively negative thing.

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      • dappled

        You could argue the same for vaginal sex and you could even say the net represents pubic hair. Although I suppose people can have hairy arses too. And we're back on that again, aren't we? Ack.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      BURN!

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    • shuggy-chan

      yeah, i agree with dap, and Lc, he is just jelly

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  • lc1988

    You could apply the same concept to virtually any sport. american football...tight pants and look at the object of that. Basketball..baseball...see what i mean? Maybe you're just jealous you don't have the talent to kick a ball around and get paid a lot.

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  • Your_#1_Shirker

    Soccer isn't gay, it just boring.
    Gays aren't boring they're confused.
    Soccer isn't confusing the objective is simple kick the ball into the net w/o the goalie blocking it. Do you see the difference between the two?

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  • AngAnders112

    SoccerStud. Why are you so gay?

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      I think that statement should be followed by a prompt kick to the balls. If they are professionals you know they have the power to put a man in bed for a weak.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I hate when people do the "that's gay rant". You should relax and think peaceful thoughts. I used to think that short shorts in sports were unfashionable (I still sometimes do) but I've learned to except that it's part of the sporting traditions.

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  • insanity2327

    Your just ignorant. Maybe if you spent more time outside playing soccer and a little less time inside bashing sports behind the safety of your computer you'd realize that.

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS APPROVED? I guess this is what losers do when they cant make it on the sport team. They go on the internet and say how gay sports are. Probably while having a dick up their butt since they cant get a girlfriend. So good for you dick. I bet youre the receiver and not the kicker right man?

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  • 777electric

    Who approved this?

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  • XxMrWoottonxX

    Your spelling makes my eyes bleed.

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  • Faceless

    I agree. Soccers gay.

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