Will you be attending the area 51 raid?

What's your reasoning for your answer

No 67
Maybe 3
Yes 11
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  • Boojum

    The world is full of gullible idiots.

    If enough of them took this stupid shit seriously, and if the US military responded with deadly force - as they have the legal right to do - then the genepool would be improved and the global average IQ would take a tiny tick upwards.

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    • McBean

      Janet flight 211 will be grounded on Sept 20th.

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      • leggs91200

        Are they going to take away it's cell phone and internet privileges too?

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        • McBean

          Don't know. I doubt that cell phones have ever been allowed in Area 51.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I can't disagree with that.

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      • chuy

        Lol

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Damn!

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    • Now this is a positive mentality!

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  • mauzi

    Never heard of it. Are you gonna go on the Flat Earth cruise 2020?

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    • chuy

      If you go do america a favor and push Trump od the edge.

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    • You already know!

      Just kidding haha

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm not going to attend anything that I've never heard of, and in which I have no interest.

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    • Do you live under a rock??

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      • RoseIsabella

        Nope, but I don't watch a lot of television these days.

        I don't have the time, money, energy, interest, or inclination to be messin with that foolishness.

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        • Fair enough but sometimes you gotta have a good laugh

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          • RoseIsabella

            So when is this bullshit supposed to go down?

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        • mauzi

          same, but it reminded me of this delightful dude
          https://youtu.be/hoytrHE821o?t=13

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          • RoseIsabella

            He's cute, until he opens his mouth. I bet he's got some good smoke though.

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  • I will not be attending the Area 51 event because it's not real, and anyone who thinks it is needs to remove their tinfoil hat and instead raid a place that sells lives.

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    • So you think they have military and everything out there just for a joke? I live in Nevada.

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      • Iyiyiy.

        The event, dude. The event where 800,000 people are going to Naruto-run into a top-secret military base looking for aliens is not real. I know Area 51 is real. The event is not. The eeeee-vennnnt.

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        • Yo chill it could have been perceived in two different ways. But gotcha.

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      • chuy

        Is just another air base just like any other, so yeah another joke.

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  • Freedom_

    Why can't someone get 60k people to overtake the government instead? Then they'll have access to all the top secret docs.

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  • paramore93

    Keeping evidence of aliens in Area 51 is just too obvious, they won't find anything.

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    • chuy

      You're right cause aliens aren't real!.

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  • LloydAsher

    I wanna see that blood bath... not in person but on live leak or gore.com

    Its people's ignorance that's going to get them killed. They do know that area 51 is surrounded by a minefield yes? They try marching through the front standard riot police should suffice though those who try to get creative and circle around will probably meet with a grisly fate.

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  • NoLifer

    Im not sure where Area 51 is. I know of it and that its deffended by military. I not sure when this raid is but heard there would be one. I am smart enough to know this is a bad idea. I do find the idea of people getting jailed, or nearly blown up by thier stupid shennaigans funny as crap. I do hope its telivised.

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    • JustAHuman

      It won't be televised because it's not real. It's not a real event. It's a joke.

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      • NoLifer

        It is a joke to you. Even if it is a joke doesn't mean there will not be those who believe and show up anyways.

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        • chuy

          Aka dumbasses

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  • Nikclaire

    Everyone knows that the Aliens are being held by Robert Bigelow on the Skinwalker Ranch

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    • chuy

      There's one also in the white house as well he's orange and has yellow cotton candy for hair 🤣

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      • leggs91200

        Ah well we see him in the media all the time.
        So much for aliens being some mystical creature.

        Carry on.

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        • chuy

          So you agree with me eh?

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          • leggs91200

            He is some kind of weirdo.
            I think people hold him to too high a standard.

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            • chuy

              Too higha standard I would say.

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      • Nikclaire

        As with everything Alien related, so goes the cover up. You are spreading obvious disinformation.

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  • 1. I can't go.

    2. I'm 99.9% sure nothing will turn up. What is this? A bunch of civilians attempting to get past the American military or find things they hid?

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    • leggs91200

      Alex Jones might be there.

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    • Exactly!

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    I had no idea this was a thing. I ain't got time for it.

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        But whyyyy?

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        • Cause we're going to make history as some of the dumbest people alive!

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          • chuy

            You already did by voting for trump so if you do go to this thing it'll be the 2nd stuppidest thing you do.

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            • Doesnormalmatter

              Stupid? Why? What has he done so bad? I mean the economy is doing pretty well I hear.

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  • chuy

    Something as fake as aliens is not worth getting thrown in jail and/or shot over.

    So my choice is a defently "NO".

    PS gonna be nice and throw this out there.

    Don't and I Repeat don't question my belives as I'm not questioning yours.

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    • Imagine getting defensive over someone questioning your belief of alien existence.

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      • LloydAsher

        Most likely area 51 is more for advanced technology that will yet be seen in combat. Still a secret to the other side.

        If aliens did exsist and only contact the goverments then it's probably in our best interest to let the goverment handle it. I'm realistic enough to accept that the bulk of humanity having conflicting views on how aliens existing might have greater consequences then what knowing the truth of it is worth.

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      • chuy

        Oh no not defensive over anything, I just got blasted in another thread for not sharing the idiotic belive(aka alien fairietales). I respect people if you choose to belive but I don't.

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        • GaelicPotato

          I think it's highly unlikely, if not impossible that we are the sole inhabitants of our universe.

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  • Boogienights

    I cant go cause im going to the illuminati party that day with a bunch of gang stalking victims to discuss the 9/11 hoax.

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    • Oh hell yeah brother hit me up with the info I might change my plans

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  • Abnormal_Someone

    Bruh, if people were smart enough, you would know that aliens don’t fuckin exist

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    • chuy

      Right on

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  • ApplePine

    My birthday is the 23rd, I'm more excited for 17 rather than 51

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    • chuy

      Good you should be

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  • Jdlc

    Life is too short for Stupid Shit!!!

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    • chuy

      That's what I said firdt time I tead the title to this thread.

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    • Here for a good time not a long time. Lighten up.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    My undocumented worker friend and I are watching and eating popcorn.

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    • That's definitely the move

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    • chuy

      Lol

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    The whole thing was supposed to be a joke. Anyone who takes it seriously really should be putting that energy into more important things. I don't feel sorry for anyone that gets arrested, fined, or hurt attempting to get in. XD

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    • chuy

      Alot of Idiots will

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        I really hope they all chicken out. The whole thing is so dumb.

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        • chuy

          They won't even with all the warnings from the US Army.

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  • unpinterested

    Most definitely!... If I were suicidal.

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  • jethro

    I think that I am going to attend one of the ICE raids instead. That would be more entertaining IMHO.

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  • Sexualized_Polycheate_Worm

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    • Sexualized_Polycheate_Worm

      okay, i just arrived, they haven't spotted me yet, and ahsbfkjs

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      • chuy

        Or so you think they're probably watching you since you arrived...morron. tjat's if yo're really there.

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  • dimwitted

    I don't know what that is. So...NO.

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  • EggKegg

    The place is probably hidden because they’re testing military technology and they don’t spies or other countries recreating it.

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    • chuy

      That's the whole point of area 51 not aliens.

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