Will your pets eat you when you die?

Say you died alone, at home. Nobody was going to find you for days. Don't you think that your cute, cuddly kitty or doggy is going to eat you?

Uh, crap, that's probably true. 48
No, my pet would never eat ME!!! 44
Thanks a lot, dickhead, NOW I think so. 42
Who cares, I'm dead. 108
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  • charli.m

    I'm sure my dog would do all she could to totally degrade and humiliate our corpses prior to consuming us.

    She already does that when we're alive :(

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    • charli.m

      What the hell this got thumbed up?!

      Thanks a lot, you guys...enjoying my sadistic dogs evil doings...

      Bastards :(

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      • DameInDistress

        Love you too.

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        • charli.m

          Hehe aww :)

          Glad to see you're still around :)

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      Perhaps you get points for popularity apposed to actual content. Just like moderator will get billions of votes even if his comment is one word. Oh look you got another point.

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      • charli.m

        You really don't get jokes, do you?

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        • RomeoDeMontague

          No Charli I just like to bug you ;).

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          • charli.m

            You realise how obvious it is you're just trying to back out of being caught being a mong, right?

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            • RomeoDeMontague

              You realize that is a racist term though I am sure you are not using it that way. Also means Mongolian.

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  • anti-hero

    Once they ran out of food I would want them to eat me if they were starving to death. Until someone found them and took care of them.

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    • Bonnabell

      Your a wonderful pet owner.

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      • anti-hero

        I know they love me.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    And the reason I died? Choking on a bite of dog tenderloin.

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  • I voted "who cares, I'm dead"

    Because really, who cares, I'm dead. Its not like I would die again from them eating me.

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  • They have a shorter life span, so it is i who will eat them.

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  • nAt2017

    My pet is a goldfish... so... yes?

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  • zchristian

    From what i hear dogs wont even if there is nothing else to eat and cats will if they cant find anything else or get outside...

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  • Zippy

    Most likely. I think dogs would initially be distressed because you aren't responding to them, but once they get hungry they will do what nature designed them to do; Scavenge to survive. It's nothing personal, it doesn't mean they never loved you, but many animals just don't have the same hang ups about food and death that we do. I'm not sure if a cat would do this, though. They seem to prefer fresh kills over scavenging.

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  • dirtybirdy

    No way. They would whimper and nuzzle and lay down next to me with tears in their eyes

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  • VioletTrees

    My pet is a rabbit, so no.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      Are they vegetarian like their owner?

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      • VioletTrees

        As far as I've seen, yes. She might be feasting on the flesh of the living when I'm away, though.

        Also, I have cats now, and these particular cats will eat fucking anything. So, you know, I'm not really counting on having an intact corpse anymore.

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        • RomeoDeMontague

          What? Cats will eat anything? I beg to differ cats can be really finicky and picky. I know every cat I seen is. Cats are brats but they are really soft.

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  • No she would die with me!

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  • Ellenna

    I'm not gonna risk it, ever since I started getting chest pains in the night and then had a heart attack a while ago my dog sleeps outside at night.

    If I die in my sleep I'd prefer whoever finds me to not find me chewed on.

    Anyone who thinks that their beloved cat or dog wouldn't eat them if they got hungry is delusional.

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  • Flippin-dillydogs

    She'd lay next to me and cry :(

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    I think my animal would try to figure out why I wont wake up and start biting me. They do this when I wont get up in the morning.

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  • beautywithapast

    I think humans would eat you faster then your dog or cat. Humans would be like hey look they are dead, we are stuck.... lets eat them waiting for help. My cats would probably cuddle with my dead body for a good week before they would consider eating me. But I would want them to eat me if they HAD to because I would rather they live than die because I died. They are in my will.

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  • drugsrbadmkay

    Sometimes if I sleep too long my cats start nibbling at me to see if I'm dead yet. So yeah pretty sure they will eat me when I die.

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  • moshimight

    Well there have been cases where humans stranded and without food have eaten their dead friends to survive so yea I'm sure an animal would do the same. It's just survival.

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  • Hussainthemvp

    Damn it now i have too fear my birds

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  • Devilsno1angel

    I dnt rlly like to think about it but the harsh reality is most likely its there natural survival instinct

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  • Daisydo

    I have heard that cats would (gag)

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  • Moonbow

    If you die and the animals have nothing to eat, yes, they will eat YOU! I've read of a lot of people dying at home and not being found for days and when they are found, their cat, dog, ferret or whatever, has partially eaten them. Or, in the case of large dogs, completely eaten them!

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  • Bonnabell

    No My cat would start scratching my dead body and cry for me to feed him. He already deos when Im asleep. He messes with me when I am asleep though I do not mind since he usually wakes me in the middle of a nightmare.

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  • OswaldCobblepot

    I imagine this depends a lot on the pet.

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  • thanksforthefreecar

    Probably, my cat is vicious.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I know my dog would've.

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  • GuessWho

    My dog would never eat me, but I wouldn't care anyway.

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  • Brawnyboy

    I own several cats and I know they would eat me although my dogs wouldn't. My parrot wouldn't do anything.

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  • squirelhunter

    I'd take them with me

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  • sanziwil

    I'd die from eating them.

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  • howaminotmyself

    I read somewhere that Dachshunds are the most likely breed to eat you after you die. I don't know if that's true. I could just be spreading rumors. But pets can eat some weird things, why not dead human?

    And the way my kitten behaves, I'm pretty sure he would nibble my flesh if he found me dead. Thankfully I don't live alone.

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    • All I have to do is play dead and my kitten is all over my ears and fingers!! I tell myself he's just checking on me because he loves me but I doubt it....

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