Worst date experiences

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This one chic was actually the hottest girl Ive ever had sex with. I cant express with words how nice her body was. Her ass was perfect and her face was very cute but she kind of had these ears that stuck out but she wore her hair down over them so she was perfect with them hidden.

I took this girl out when I was about 19 she was like 17 I picked her up at 10pm and first took her with my neighbors to get weed. At the dealers house my female neighbor saw a helicopter and started yelling "ITS THE FUCKING VIIIICE!!!" and was wigging out. I tell her this is just what helicopters do they fly around. But it actually was kind of weird how the helicopter turned back towards us and the whole trip was stressful.

My neighbors boyfriend then comes back with weed and we all go back my neighbors house. Then me and my date leave and go to my house and at about 1am. I busted out an oxycontin 80mg and ask her if she wanted any she said she didnt do drugs. I asked her if it would bother her if I did she said no. Well I grinded up the entire OC 80 into a giant line to snort. The line was literally like a foot long and an inch wide. I snorted the entire thing infront of her. I started coughing a cloud of powder. Then I decided to entertain her for a minute and then we watch tv.

I have sex with her she wanted me to wear a condom I was annoyed by that. We fall asleep and I wake up the next day to take a piss. My mom then asks me whos boots are laying in my room floor. I said those are chelseas. She said whos chelsea. I said the girl laying in my bed. My mom started screaming "WHATTTT!?!? YOU BROUGHT A GIRL TO THIS HOUSE AND SLEPT TOGETHER!!! OMG WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?? IS SHE A FUCKING WHORE?! DOES HER PARENTS KNOW!?" I told my mom to shutup and then my dad tried to fight me. I then went back in my room with her and she had been woken up by my moms screaming about her.

She had a concerned look on her face "is everything alright!??...." I said yeah its all good I gotta take you home tho (was only like 7am). So she gets in my car and I take her home. I apologize about my mom she says its cool. She goes in her house. She never answered a phone call from me again. 😔

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  • Lusty-Argonian
    2 years ago

    Pro tip when a girl isn't into drugs don't do them or get them in front of her especially early on. Show respect to your parents and you know don't be a pathetic fuckboy like you are in this story. Do all that and perhaps you'll find happiness

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  • jethro
    2 years ago

    A line of 80mg of oxi that big would require 80 tabs. And who lets their 17 year old daughter go out on a first date at 10PM. Didn't her parents call her at all during the night to find out where she was?
    I think this was a dream you had.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      This is before your time. They use to make a drug called oxycontin and it came in 80mg tablets. It was pure oxycodone it had no Tylenol like that bullshit youre referring too. Youre thinking of percocets. If I snorted 10 percs I might die from overdosing on Tylenol.

      And no her dad was ok with her coming over. She was around 18 I dont think she was yet but I dont really remember. He also let her throw parties and would stay in the house as his daughters friends were being skanks right infront of him.

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      • jethro
        2 years ago

        They still make oxycontin. And no, I am thinking of the 80 MG pill. An 80 MG oxy pill is the size of a Bayer aspirin. You would need a handful or more to make a track the size you noted. I once took an 8 ball of coke and spread it out at a party and couldn't get a line that big. So now the girl jumps from 17 to 18. What's next in your made up story.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          2 years ago

          The story is not made up. Give me your email and ill send you her facebook and you can ask her yourself if you really care. It went down exactly like that I didnt exaturate anything. And if you use a clamp to grind down the pill it comes to much more powder than if you crush it up. It makes it into a finer powder. A 80mg oxycontin in one line grinded up in a clamp is massive. And yes they still make oxycontin but its got stuff in it now to make it impossible to grind up unless you do chemistry.

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