Would the ability to teleport anywhere be worthwhile if..

every cumulative 1000km that you traveled via teleportation, you grew an extra nipple?

Yes 5
No 5
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  • dabadedabadie

    Step 1 Teleport to the sun

    Step 2 Embrace the sweet embrace of death

    Step 3 Become a poltergeist and fuck with people

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  • girlinadarkcorner

    Teleportation and unlimited nipples? Sounds like a win win scenario

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  • Clunk42

    All of these types of "Will you press the button" questions are terrible for one simple reason: You don't have to use it. I could have the ability to teleport at the cost of growing extra nipples for the rest of my life and never use it, just having it as a backup plan.

    So, of course, it's worth it.

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  • litelander8

    Extra nipples are actually very common. Lol.

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  • Vvaas

    couldnt you just cut off the extra ones

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    • If you're fine with having to care for the scar tissue that forms then yeah, that's an option

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      • Yaidin

        Use teleportation to steal gold. Sell gold. Use money to cut off nipple. Use excess money for your evil master plan.

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